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LynxGriffin
lynxgriffin
16 February 2007 @ 11:44 am
LF Torture Update  
And now, a new update on my quest to finish this bloody mess:

- Have just finished chapter twenty-four. Eyes have bled out of skull. Am now reading with ears instead. Expect to go deaf by chapter thirty. Have soul on IV drip. Signs do not look good.
- [livejournal.com profile] aphonetic, you were partially right. Xemnas rapes Namine. Wanted to punch someone through the internet at that point.
- THEY SAID GODDESS AGAIN. RIKU IS A PART OF THE SECRET ORGANIZATION FOR WICCA AS THE OFFICIAL RELIGION OF THE ORGANIZATION.
- Oh God, the Riku/Roxas sex from nowhere. Why?
- The Marluxia/Xigbar sex from the son of nowhere. Why part two?
- In the sporking, there needs to be something bad that happens every time someone says "you/he/someone makes me feel like I have a heart." Like, something really awful. What I don't know.
- This joke needs to be made at some point:
Xigbar: Congratulations, Demyx! You just got your heart back! What are you going to do next?
Demyx: *hands in the air* I'm going to DISNEY WORLD!
Axel: We ARE in Disney World!
- Calls chapter twenty-two, and wants the Doctor and Rose to be guest sporkers. Mostly because I have

Axel: We're *Nobodies.* That means we have no hearts.
Doctor: Ah. Now, isn't that fascinating! I've got two!
Demyx: ...Can I have one?
Doctor: Nope!

She closed her eyes. She hurt... still... hurt where... why did he have to hurt all of them like this?

Rose: Did your Superior rape that girl?
Demyx: Yes, I mean, no, he--
Rose: Does your Superior go around raping little girls?!
Demyx: NO, not the real one, but--
Rose: *slaps Demyx*
Demyx: HEY, what was that for?!
Rose: For that girl getting raped!
Demyx: *I* wasn't the one who raped her!
Rose: I don't care!

that I want to make. Does anyone else besides [livejournal.com profile] yamikonumber7 know Doctor Who enough to partner? (Since there's lots of sex in that chapter.) Can also be serious sporking lulz on that part since Marluxia keeps calling Vexen "my Rose."

Further bulletins as events warrant.


In other news:
Arrgh, financial aid! I got accepted for a Sallie Mae loan, but my co-borrower got denied! How does that work? XP Anyways, I'm going to ask my grandparents if they can sign instead this weekend. Uuuugh, I want this to work out... *hates money*

Drawing: Drew some yesterday; finished the prize thing!

Writing: More on fic!
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Kiaxet: You're an Idiot[personal profile] kiaxet on February 17th, 2007 12:26 am (UTC)
Icon is directed at me. No, seriously.
*gulps and raises hand* I WILL DO IT. I need to get over this thing sooner or later, why not go completely nuts while I'm at it?

(That, and I'm really looking forward to sporking with the Doctor and Rose. I think the pros outweigh the cons with that one. I think.)

And to make the crack even more insane, we should have House as a guest sporker. He'd be going on about medical impossibilities and making absolutely horrible cracks throughout the whole thing. XD;
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[identity profile] lynxgriffin.livejournal.com on February 17th, 2007 12:44 am (UTC)
Re: Icon is directed at me. No, seriously.
Woohoo! XD Although really, I've never seen House! I don't know his character! Plus, I think in that chapter we'll have Demyx, Marluxia, Vexen, Rose and the Doctor, and that's a pretty full house as it is pun intended.
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Kiaxet: Too Cool[personal profile] kiaxet on February 17th, 2007 01:21 am (UTC)
Icon is no longer directed at me.
...I fail at wording. >>;

I meant I wanted him as a guest at some point, not necessarily that chapter. XD Possibly at some point when there's physically impossible buttsex or something? I dunno. XD;
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[identity profile] lynxgriffin.livejournal.com on February 17th, 2007 01:23 am (UTC)
Re: Icon is no longer directed at me.
And I fail at reading comprehension! *headslap* Yeah, House might make a good guest sporker! I'm sure he'll have more than his fair share of physically impossible buttsex. Although yeah, someone else will have to partner on that one, since I don't know House. ;_;
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Kiaxet: Head x Surface[personal profile] kiaxet on February 17th, 2007 01:32 am (UTC)
Re: Icon is no longer directed at me.
Failure all around! *passes out failure* Hooray!

*is shot*

I just realized if I'm sporking with House, and House is sporking physically impossible buttsex, that means I'm sporking more buttsex.

...why do I do this to me? ;o;
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[identity profile] alba-aulbath.livejournal.com on February 17th, 2007 01:32 am (UTC)
Re: Icon is no longer directed at me.
I KNOW HOUSE LIKE THE BACK OF MY... foot. BUT CLOSE ENOUGH.

Am I allowed to choose a random guest of my own? :O
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[identity profile] princealia.livejournal.com on February 17th, 2007 01:14 am (UTC)
The whole Riku/Roxas thing in general is whaaaaaaat the fuck central. HALF A HEART WUT?

- This joke needs to be made at some point:
Xigbar: Congratulations, Demyx! You just got your heart back! What are you going to do next?
Demyx: *hands in the air* I'm going to DISNEY WORLD!
Axel: We ARE in Disney World!

XDD I wanna take my figurines to the parks D:
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[identity profile] ryuuzoku-aya.livejournal.com on February 17th, 2007 02:47 am (UTC)
Doctor who aside, anyone in the sporking group know Tales of the Abyss? Because that Rose thing is begging for Dist to pop out of nowhere and whine about his "title" getting taken.
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[identity profile] sir-snarksalot.livejournal.com on February 17th, 2007 07:34 pm (UTC)
Can I just say I'm waiting for this with bated breath?? I cannot *wait* to see what you guys come up with. *laughing my ass off at Rose slapping Demyx*
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[identity profile] grazie.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC)
Delayed comment, but...

I HATE BEING RIGHT. :)
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