16 January 2011 @ 09:38 pm
XANATOS PILEUP  
Whoop, I've gone all the way to the end of this game already! Probably the shortest KH game I've played, except for the multitude of extra stuff that's required for it.
BUT YEAH. COMMENTARY:


- I've done a bit of leveling, but I've gotten to the point where it's getting difficult to manage at this point. So, I'm gonna progress the story more.
- So...we're in Castle Oblivion, and I guess we're doing other worlds, AGAIN!
- Card collection? ...Hunh.
- Oh poor Matrix!Sora. D:
- I AGREE WITH YOU, MATRIX!SORA
- So...why am I here again?
- Oh hey it's Selphie
- And this room doesn't LOOK like Destiny Islands. It looks like they just stuck the people in there.
- There's just sorta...pictures on the walls.
- I am so confused as to what I should be doing here D:a
- This is like deja vu squared.
- More like deja vu CUBED, really.
- This new Black Cloak Guy is very strange. And I somehow doubt he's Journal!Riku.
- Aaaand Sora proves that he is awesome!
- Riku? We sure about that?
- No seriously, he hasn't been acting like Journal!Riku at all :/
- HEY there's Kairi!
- Geez, first time we see here and it's a flashback?!
- So, we're flashing back to stuff we never saw before...
- Well I'm glad someone here acknowledges this!
- I always feel bad giving the "mean" answers. D:
- STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR TRYING TO GET 100%, GAME
- NAAAAH, CAN'T BE
- Lol, this section of Traverse town REALLY REALLY makes you remember which duck nephew is which!
- A little repetitive fetchquesting here, but nothing we can't handle.
- Awwwwwwwwwww :(
- Okay, did Traverse Town...
- YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ODD CHARACTERS
- And the game turns into a MULTIPLE CHOICE QUIZ
- Sheesh lady, you need to put the parking boot on your memory or something.
- I love how the Queen of Hearts is all OFF WITH HIS HEAD and Sora just goes *facepalm*
- I FEEL MORE EMIMENT ALREADY
- YOU'RE GUILTY OF MAKING ME EXPLAIN
- I kinda like the Queen's rantings every time I have to do this
- Oh wow, this time Sora actually went NOOOO
- Okay, that's all of Wonderland...
- Now gotta do the Coliseum three times over :P
- Wonder Face, lol
- Man, we have so many instances of a hero going NO I CANNOT PUT YOU IN DANGER
- So many tests in this section!
- Oh well that wasn't tough
- I will forever love their Greek mythology puns
- Geez, what a jerkface! 8|
- Seriously, this can't be Journal!Riku
- ARRRGH this particular challenge is much tougher! DX
- DAMMIIIIIT GIMMIE THE CARD I WANT, YOU TIMED BATTLE PEOPLE
- Seriously, there is ONE CARD I cannot get when I swear I did everything right for it!
- Fine, I'm goin' on to do Agrabah for now. Maybe I'll come back to the Coliseum later 8|
- YES, THE HAIR IS AERODYNAMIC
- Oh hey Mickey, we haven't heard from you in awhile
- SO HAPPY TOGETH-EEEEER
- Got two of the Agrabah cards...
- And all three of those.
- Uuugh I'm starting to wonder if I CAN get all of the cards I need here...
- I guess at this point we have to press on @_@
- Oh hello there Pete
- Deja Vu?
- This doesn't really look like Hollow Bastion at all :/
- Huuuh I guess I did reach that in time.
- Beat up Pete per the usual
- Aaaand Maleficent is back again
- BLAH BLAH DARKNESS BLAH BLAH YOU WILL NOT INTERFERE
- Wait...why the hell did it send me back here?
- Arrrrgh this is really frustrating
- Yeeeah I do not even see how this would be possible within the time limits they demand for extra points.
- I...okay?
- Good grief, I got a hellaton level-ups just trying to do that dang Coliseum stuff.
- Cutscene times!
- Matrix!Sora: I WILL CARRY THE PAAAAAAIN
- Oh dear, I smell boss battle
- OR CUTSCENE
- WITH ROXAS'S THEME
- AND OATHKEEPER AND OBLIVION
- And I died D:
- BUT GOT HIM THAT TIME
- Thank you, Judgment Triad!
- GOT OATHKEEPER YAAAAAAAAY
- YEEEEUH GOT ME SOME OATHKEEPER
- And, I have earned a trophy!
- Well, this certainly explains that kinda hopeless jerkass attitude we were seeing.
- Well DUH everything's data.
- OH YOU
- Matrix!Sora: I FEEEEEEEEEL YOUR PAIN
- HMMMMMMMMMM 8|a
- Oh Matrix!Sora you are adorable
- Oh now I get Castle Oblivion card. ...Whoopie?!
- Or I can use it to FIND THE TRUTH
- Kind of a sucky role
- PASHOOOOOOM INTO SORA
- HI ROXAS I GUESSED IT WAS YOU
- SUMMER VACATION
- Well, I could keep trying to get the rest of these dang cards, but I don't think I'm up to snuff enough for that one in Hollow Bastion, gehh...
- SO LET'S FIND OUT...THE TRUTH DUN DUN DUUUUN
- Iiiiiiit's MICKEY
- SURE YOU DIDN'T
- Well after all this effort, I SURE HOPE SO
- YES LET'S BE AWESOME TOGE--woah hey it's Namine
- Sooooo finally some closure with Sora and Namine! Even if it is in matrixland!
- OH YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT, SORA
- HMMMMMMMMM I WONDER WHEN THAT WILL BE
- Seriously?! Ven's memories are DEPTH CHARGES WAITING TO ASPLODE
- SORA YOU'VE BEEN IMPRINTING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ON JIMINY'S STUFF WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT
- Seriously, more evidence that he's Jesus In Yellow Shoes
- GEEZ NAMINE THIS WAS KIND OF COMPLICATED
- NO SORA YOU'RE NOT DUMB, THIS IS JUST REALLY CONFUSING
- LET'S JOIN FORCES TO SEE MYSTERIOUS MEMORIES
- Bewaaaaare the glowing ooooorb
- Iiiiit's Axel and Roxas!
- Xion and Namine! :O
- NO KIDDING SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED
- Are you maybe going to tell us what that data that DiZ hid IS now?
- THAT'S NOT HELPFUL
- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S OUR TRIO
- HI TERRA AQUA VEN
- Mickey: .....HOLY SHIT
- YOU SORTA HAVE, KID
- Of course Namine would figure this out, she's smart cookies
- OH WHY ISN'T IT TIME
- YUP GOTTA BE JESUS
- AT LAST MICKEY HAS AN IDEA OF WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON, SORT OF
- Oh Namine quit guilting yourself
- WHICH IS EVERYONE EVER
- Awwwwwwwwwuuuhhh
- You know, I want a real Jiminy Journal to write stuff in
- CREDITS ROLLLLLLLLLLLL
- Oh James Woods, you will never not do these games
- MICKEY WRITES A LETTERRRRRR
- YAY OUR MAIN TRIO
- AAAAAND THAT SHOULD SOUNDLY PREPARE US FOR KH3
- OR KH3D, SINCE I GUESS THAT'S ACTUALLY NEXT
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- *checks battle reports*
- I'm still missing a bunch of quests, and I'm missing rankings entirely for Wonderland, Agrabah and the second half of Hollow Bastion...
- Oh hey, now there is theater mode!
- And I guess THAT IS THE END FOR NOW. I want to get the secret movie on my own, but that's gonna mean hellaton other work. So that will just. Be later.
- Plus it's online and I've seen it already anyway 8Db
- OKAY SO WE HAVE LEARNED THAT
- NAMINE HAS ENGINEERED HER OWN RESCUE AND THE RESCUE OF EVERYONE ELSE VIA A 30 XANATOS PILEUP
- THE
- END
- ......So um, yeah. 8Da THIS WAS AN EXPERIENCE.


I think I'll give my full thoughts tomorrow, when I've had some time to process this game. So, expect those later!
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Current Mood: whaaaaa
Current Music: KH: BBS - Mysterious Figure
Current Location: Castle Oblivion
 
 
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[identity profile] bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2011 05:54 am (UTC)
OMG is Namine seriously a Xanatos mastermind?
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[identity profile] lynxgriffin.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2011 06:02 am (UTC)
YEAH PRETTY MUCH 8D
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[identity profile] crysiana.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2011 06:37 am (UTC)
Yeeess. It's pretty convoluted.
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[identity profile] crysiana.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2011 06:39 am (UTC)
I continued the inception theme. It really does fit well.
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