And now, we'll continue on with Re:Coded playage...


- Alice forgot her own name? o_O
- The same place you find anything else, Sora: IN THE MOST DIFFICULT TO REACH PLACE POSSIBLE
- OH HEY Black Cloak Guy is finally speaking something other than Ellipses!
- Matrix!Sora: DON'T......DO THAT!
- Matrix!Sora: Hmmm, larger plot...OH WELL SIDEQUEST IS BIGGER NOW :D
- There's sixteen of these things? Geez.
- MAZES DAMMIT NOOOO
- NOOOOOOOO NOT THIS AGAIN
- I HATE WONDERLAND MAZES
- Matrix!Sora: FIRST I WAS FLAT, NOW I'M TINY D:
- Oh what the hell is this even
- Man when am I gonna learn cure D:
- Dude, your doorknob is sideways there
- Eek, time to enter scary Matrixland again...
- I have to bet my own SP?! THAT'S CRUEL
- ARRGH I JUST REALIZED THAT THESE THINGS ARE TWICE AS FAST
- OH HELLS YES FINALLY GOT CURE OHGOD
- Well, at least I got through that challenge. Somehow. 8(
- Aaaand doorknob is no longer going Picasso on us
- Okay, Blue Rhapsodies? HELLATON MORE ANNOYING IN THIS GAME. WHY DO I GET FROZEN EVERY SINGLE TIME
- Man, can't believe I'm still only level six...
- ...Oh dear.
- Matrixland again already!
- WITH ANOTHER CHALLENGE SESSION! NUUUUU
- Wait, just destroying blocks? Sure I can do that.
- Woah what the hell did I just do
- I like...chain reactioned everything ever
- OH NO IT'S BLOCK SNAKE
- TAKE THAT BLOCK SNAKE
- COOL I got many nice things from that!
- But still lots of these things left to go...
- Have I mentioned how much I hate these maze things?
- Woah now where the hell am I?
- Lotus forest okay
- So is this Keyblade all maxed out then?
- Hey, so I've unlocked a cheat now. Guess we'll try using it...
- Okay so I don't really like using the cheat that much.
- Alllrighty. I'm at the point now where I have no clue where I am.
- OH, tea party. No, not that tea party.
- YEAH MATRIX!SORA, YOU TELL 'EM
- YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY...WRONG
- Wow so you can't advance much until you find all these things...
- CARD SOLDIERS ON CRACK
- Okay what the actual hell I can't do jack this way
- ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO DO CHALLENGES AGAIN
- Yes I guess we are
- Ohhh I guess I can do these...
- TIMED battles? D: Oh man I can't do those worth crap...
- Huuh I was actually able to manage that one...
- Oh for fuck's sake
- This game can be CRUEL
- ...Shit I just realized it's been docking my points EVERY TIME OH YOU FUCKERS
- OMG I FOUND A GOLDEN MUSHROOM
- OMG IT SQUEAKS AND GIVES ME POINTS
- ...THIS ALMOST MAKES UP FOR THAT ASSHATTERY BEFORE
- Sheesh, FINALLY out of this area!
- Okay rabbit, here's your dang watch back
- Dude this level up system is weird. I've somehow doubled in levels. 8|a
- I'm starting to feel a little lost here...
- Then again this is Wonderland, that's about standard
- OH SHEESH the place I needed to find was hiding right here the whole time!
- Oh now this is just plain unfair
- Okay I give up, I'm using a guide for this part.
- DAAAAMN YOOOOU TELEPORTING DOOOORS
- I PLANTED THE WHITE ROSES BY MISTAKE
- Okay, FINALLY we have everything for Alice! Sheebles!
- And now that we've told Alice most everything that happened in her movie...
- Haha Alice you do have some snark
- Black Coat Guy: Geez took you forever to find those damn inklings didn't it :|
- Heya Queen of Hearts, loud as always
- ...*s-snort*
- Dude didn't we do this exact same thing in CoM 8|
- YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF INSECTS
- Matrix!Sora: I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS OUTCOME D:
- Don't lock up the keyhole! Keyholes should be free! SAVE THE KEYHOLES
- Well I guess Wonderland just had to give me one last "FUCK YOU, HAVE A MAZE"
- Boss battle tiiiiime
- R-R-R-RAAAAAIL SHOOOTERRRRRRR
- NOOO NOT A BLOCK SNAKE
- That's not a block snake! It's a ROOOOOCK LOBSTER TRIIIIICK MASTER
- Rrrrgh died against the boss
- Okay, you know what? I'm actually really getting tired of these boss battles wherein because of the way they are set up it is impossible to heal.
- SHeesh FINALLY got this guy!
- COME ON LET'S STEP ON HIM
- We have to do it AGAIN?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO
- W-what the hell
- I JUST WANT TO GET THROUGH THIS AND GET TO TURN-BASED COLISEUM, IS THAT SO WRONG
- Huh, second stage was surprisingly easier for me
- ANOTHER STAGE NNNNNGH
- YEAH NO SHIT MICKEY
- OH MY GOD GAME WHAT ARE YOU DOING
- I AM IN AN ALIEN LANDSCAPE
- TIME AND SPACE HAVE NO MEANING
- What the actual fuck is this
- What why I don't even
- FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
- okay this is getting really frustrating
- No seriously, fuck this hard
- FUCKING FUCK FUCKCICLES
- UUUUUUUGH FINALLY THAT WAS TOTALLY DOWN TO THE WIRE
- YEAH I KINDA NEEDED LADY LUCK WHILE I WAS DOING ALL THAT
- No, Donald. No, it doesn't sound good.
- Black Coat Guy: Yo, I'm not upside down
- Oh he's speaking Ellipses again
- Oh that doesn't sound good
- But we already pwned all of the Organization
- OH SNAAAAAAAAP
- Matrix!Sora: HOLY COW I MET GOD :O
- THIS IS GETTING META
- Black Cloak Guy: Nice library
- IT'S ......NOT!RIKU
- Goofy: ...Huh D:
- Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
- LOL Riku is your journal, Jiminy!
- THE MATRIX HAS YOU, MICKEY
- IT HAS EVERYONE REALLY
- Chip and Dale: WHAT THE HELLLLLL
- This is like meta within meta
- Oh well this is more bad
- HACKERS ARE SRS BZNS
- WHERE'S TRON WHEN YOU NEED HIM
- Oops
- Sora: I don't understand this, BUT I'LL HELP ANYWAY :Db
- Oh Matrix!Sora you are awful sweet
- I'M OFF TO THE COLISEUM
- And I should probably find a save point because Wonderland took FOR EVER.
- Yeah, the stupid bug is hiding IN THE BOSS BATTLE 8C
- ....lolololololol Journal!Riku
- Oh hey I can go visit previous worlds now!
- EMULATORS? IN my DATASCAPE? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
- Kind of a weak-ass excuse for why you'd have to do things over, but whatever.
- I need a save point! Oh fine, cutscene instead.
- There it is. STOPPING NOW.


IT'S OFFICIAL. THIS IS THE WORST RENDITION OF WONDERLAND EVER. 8C
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE, BUT IT IS.