Got a big chunk of leveling done yesterday, which enabled me to do more actual story playage on Dissidia 012 tonight...


- Everyone's pretty well leveled, so it's time to jump right into Kain's story...
- INDESCERNABLE TRUTH YOU SAY
- Kain's in the desert? Well okay.
- Let's save the chain for later.
- Cool, I found a javelin!
- ...But it really doesn't boost him much.
- Oh well that's an unfair summon!
- Kain you always sound sort of pleasantly out of breath when you finish a battle...
- Pink tail pink taik give me your answer dooooo
- Kain: I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!
- Ohhh Golbez is involved in this
- FLASHBACK TIME
- Golbez, your shoulders could knock over buildings
- So coming back to life = amnesia
- Golbez: I know all this because I've never been beaten! HA
- ...Well except for Yuna
- Hey issa Cecil!
- Cecil: I WILL RESCUE YOOOOOOU
- Oh Cecil you are an optimistic one
- Go hang out with the coolness trio
- Hey, I see Firion!
- You can be my traveling buddy, Firion!
- Wait, I didn't mean to get rid of Maser Eye! NUUUUU
- Let's use a chain here...
- rrrrfff gold piece...
- Oyyy that was a dodgy thing
- Sometimes you think too much, Firion
- And since we're here, let's jump into the red gate...
- Boss piece? Oh get out!
- Take that Exdeath!
- What's inside the magic summon stone, what's inside the magic ball~
- It's a Shiva!
- Kain you and Warrior are both using those nice words for "DIEEEEE"
- Well that wasn't bad for a red gate
- WHAT IS NEXT
- Guess we carry on, my wayward sons!
- Stop dodging, Exdeath!
- ...KP Gambler?
- No time like the present for another red gate...
- Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Ulty's castle?
- ARRRRRGH stupid Odin, preventing me from getting the KP chance!
- YOU SURE DO FINISH THINGS, KAIN
- Oh suuuuuure you're not holding anything back.
- Well this thing was easy too...when's Kain's big boss coming in?
- You know, Exdeath is actually starting to get annoying
- Here's a moogle...wonder if I should buy anything...
- MOOGLE, DO YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOU'RE LETTING ON
- WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH MOOGLEBURTON
- Nah, we'll keep saving the KP for a nice weapon.
- Have to go through the gold piece to get anywhere...
- Geez that Vaan was a pain!
- And that was way more trouble than it was worth 8|
- Oh great, going into a boss battle with not nearly enough HP...
- Oh Kain are you going to do something dumb
- Yes, yes I believe you are
- So we skipped Kain backstabbing Firion? o_O
- So am I fighting Exdeath now?
- I guess so
- Hey, wasn't that Vanille's eidolon?
- Fine, that's the way you wanna play? THEN WE PLAY THAT WAY
- Kain: Feh, stupid checker-texture dopplegangers!
- Exdeath: Well, I'm outta here, definitely don't want to stick around and make sure that you die!
- Kain: I AM A MAAAAAAAN *PUNCH* *JUMP*
- Aaaand...cleared?!
- Hey that's a good point invisible narrator
- New report unlocked!
- And the next story mode is Tifa, as I figured...
- CLONING IN THE REPORTS?!
- Let's watch the first part...
- Oh this is back with Kain and Golbez
- So what's this place?
- Emperor: I blame you for this mess entirely!
- Golbez I will never get over how it looks like you have only one eye
- Emperor: It's cool dude, I've totally beaten up gods before
- Geez someone at least get a bed for poor Jecht
- Uhh lesse what else...
- Next bit to watch!
- Oh hai Ultimecia
- Golbez: I'm not planning anything nooooope nothin' at all
- *Pinter Pause*
- Well that was awkawrd
- .....SO. TIFA THEN!
- I practiced with Tifa all last night, and she was difficult to use. 8( We'll see how she does in her story.
- You know, how the heck did everyone get separated again?
- I seeeee a summon stone!
- Wow I got a big-ass bonus from that fight
- Lol summonstone: GIMMIE AN ELIXIR
- YAY got Magic Pot
- *makes him my summon, heee*
- Awwwuh Tifa
- Huh, wasn't Kain just here?
- Is it just me, or does Tifa have absolutely no recovery ability?
- ...OH NO IT'S SUICIDE SPECIAL TIDUS
- I'M GONNA DIE
- OMFG THAT SUCKED EVERY KIND OF ASS THERE IS
- FAIL FAIL FAIL
- Oh forget this, Tifa FAILS at HP attacks
- *GRRRRRR*
- Sigh. B| Stupid Suicide Special Tidus
- Let's kick some red gate butt
- ...And hope for no more gold pieces
- Oh, boss pieces instead. Super 8|
- Man, this would be the perfect place for a straight chain, and I have none D:
- Again, waaaay more effort than it was worth
- I have to say, so far Tifa is my least favorite character to fight with :|
- Time to fight whoever the big ol' boss is...
- Oh no please please don't tell me I'm fighting Ultimecia in her castle
- PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
- I HATE YOUR CASTLE AND I HATE YOUR LITTLE PURPLE DARTS
- THIS IS LIKE THE WORST POSSIBLE COMBO FOR TIFA
- Where did my full ex charge go?!
- I HATE YOU ULTIMECIA
- AND YOUR TIMEY-WIMEY CASTLE TOO
- THERE I BEAT YOUR FACE OFF
- EAT THAT CHUCKLES
- lololol Tifa: You need to train more...just kidding!
- Big ol' cheater!
- Oh hey, Kain to the rescue!
- Well sort of
- Ultimecia has Attention Teleportation Disorder
- OH NO ZIDDY
- ZIDDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- YOU CAN'T OFF THE PINK MONEY
- I DON'T LIKE YOU ANY MORE KAIN
- I'M GOING TO GO HANG OUT WITH THE TRIO OF COOL
- Guess what Kain
- YOU'RE NOT IN THE TRIO OF COOL
- Tifa: I'M SO CONFUSED D:
- Is that the end of Tifa's story?
- No, I guess she's still carrying on...
- Finally got Tifa a hopefully better HP attack...
- Whatcha gonna do when they come for you, pink tails pink tails
- .....PINK TAILS 8(((
- Woah dolphin blow is cool
- Beatin' up mannikins and stuff and stuff
- All the good stuff is still too expensive...
- I spy, with my little eye, A KAIN RUNNING AWAY
- And he disappeared into the red gate, of course.
- IN WE GO
- Ha, feeling ouchies are we Kain? B|
- At least Tifa is a nice thing, even if things are all wrong
- ~FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC~
- Oh Tifa you sneaky gal
- So now Kain is my assist, ironically enough
- Kain: Sorry Tifa, today I only speak Ellipses.
- Listen to Tifa, she has some sense
- Done with this gate? Huh, thought there'd be a boss battle
- Kain: I'm not talking to yoooou because you'll just forget
- SHEESH KAIN, IT'S CALLED COMMUNICATION
- THERE WAS THAT SO HARD
- Man you said it, Tifa
- You guys stop talking like your friends are HORSES WITH BROKEN LEGS SERIOUSLY
- OMG so I was playing and I took a quick break to check dA and Facebook and then I watched THIS
- WHY DOES IT EXIST
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CARTOON NETWORK
- WHAT
- IS WRONG
- WITH YOU
- Seriously that felt like having my eyes and ears continuously throwing up
- And bleeding
- Like my eyes and ears were throwing up blood
- *goes back to Dissidia*
- *Kain says something*
- ................
- I LIKE YOU AGAIN KAIN
- YOUR VOICE IS SWEET, SWEET RELIEF
- LIKE CHOCOLATE AFTER EATING EEL SKINS AND POTATO BUGS
- JUST KEEP ON TALKING KAIN 83
- "Spared from purification?" Geeeeez these words they use
- scare quotes!
- We unlocked a new report?
- Wow I guess it was at the end of Tifa's story after all
- I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED
- Wellll LET'S GO SEE THIS HERE REPORT
- And OH a new story is unlocked...
- ...With Chaos's picture on it 8(
- And for that one, I can choose my character
- Hmmmm...I think I'm gonna have to decide between Vaan and Yuna. They've been my favs.
- Uh oh this story is getting freaky
- Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a Heroic BSOD...
- Time-space rip?!?!
- LEEEEET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAIN
- Awwww man the next part of the report requires playing as Sephiroth. D: This means I'll have to level him.
- On that note, let's end commentary for now. We'll do the last section of the reports and then the *gulp* final chapter later...


Drawing: Some commishes and board stuff again

Writing: Just this