My taxes are done (boo) and some commissions are done (yay) so it's time for more Dissidia 012 commentary...


- I have actually leveled Vaan some! And...yeah, this dude is fun to play as. 8D He may become my favorite after Zidane. We'll see as we now press on.
- Chapter two...story mode for Vaan!
- Oh Vaan, don't wander off on your own!
- ...World map?
- YOU ARE HERE, BUT LIGHTNING HAS THE TRAVELER'S CHECKS HERE
- Heeee Estersand music!
- So what are these big glowing rocks?
- And there's mannikins just sorta wandering around now
- But they're level 1 so it's no problem
- There are two gates on this world map...which one do I choose?
- I guess the blue ones I can enter whenever.
- Now creepy Golmore Jungle music!
- Hey, it's Onion!
- ...Lighten up, kid!
- Aw man, brokenated mannikins are starting to show up...those can be either really good or really sucky. D:
- Hmmmm I guess I will try the gold one...
- PHEW got the gold one, but man I hate those things
- Man, going into the boss battle with very little health...wish I had a potion or something D:
- Or wait, there is no boss here!
- YAY I R WINNAR
- And I can come back here to get more KP! Nifty!
- But let's go on to the red gate
- And hmmm, it probably is a good idea to check weapons...
- Buhh, even slightly better weapons are aspensive...
- Oh whoops...did I accidentally chain the boss in there?
- Oh Vaan you're doing so well! *hairruffle*
- Okay no, it won't chain the bosses. Good to know.
- Burned through those guys no prob, let's try out this thing...
- Oh huh what's going on now
- Terra: EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!
- Well that was a brief introduction
- ...Oh well THOSE are some really unfair accessories, Terra!
- Oh well that wasn't so hard
- THANKS TO VAAN'S AWESOMENESS
- Save her, Vaan! D:
- Or Terras could fly away
- High away
- Bye-bye D:
- ...Then I guess we'll carry right along!
- FOOTLOOSE AND FAAAAANCY-FREEEE
- What Vaan, don't you know who those two gods are yet? Pay attention kid!
- Ahhh THAT'S how you do glowing rocks!
- I feel like I'll be catching a Glaceon in this area.
- Found the next red gate~
- Uh oh, KP chances are getting tougher now.
- Aww no, boss pieces!
- ...Yeah no, not gonna bother with a level 15 guy right now
- And I can't use that level buffer anymore...
- SUDDENLY MASTERED 7 ABILITIES
- Ooooh I want that summon stone!
- Geez get back here you coward!
- HA TAKE THAT
- Yaaaaay an Ifrit!
- Vaan: "Nice to meet ya, Ifrit!" HEEEEEEEE VAAN YOU CUTIE
- Let's tackle the boss piece and see how this goes...
- Hey we're on the Bahamut now!
- Hey Kefka, LEAVE TERRA ALOOOOOOONE
- Terra: But I dunwanna blow up everything and everyone D:
- Noooo Vaan go and save her!
- Since when were you EVER "Mr. Nice Kefka?"
- YAAAAAAY VAAN TO THE RESCUE
- SIT DOWN AND TAKE YOUR ASS POUNDING, CLOWN
- HA
- Yeah this prepubescent pretty boy just handed your ass to you
- Vaan: I've got the girl, TIME TO RUN
- I can see why they put Kefka everywhere here. HE IS LOLARIOUS
- Vaan: COME TERRA, WE MUST RIDE INTO THE SUNSET
- A blue gate! We'll check that out in a sec.
- I got a pink tail! ...What does that mean?
- Moogle: Come on, buy the lady something!
- *spent all my KP on a thingie*
- Now to that blue gate...
- Vaan: LET'S BOND OVER AIRSHIPS :D
- I obtained a....delicious fish scale?!
- Aaaand Vaan continues to pwn so far...
- *hopes my luck holds out*
- Let's move on to red gate then!
- Uh oh, Kefka's tower
- Oh Terra we don't want you to die D:
- Vaan ILU
- Terra: The world is not black and white?! D:
- Well she doesn't have much control over that, honestly
- A gold piece! D: Nuuuu
- It's really hard to chain in this area, and I'll have to include the gold piece...
- SO much Kefka everywhere ffffff
- HA got the gold piece!
- Coincidentally, I am also getting marginally better at dodging.
- Vaan: I CAN DO COOL THINGS LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME :D
- Terra: Yes honey, that's great
- Oh you're strong too, Terra!
- Oh hey Terra's eyes are fine again
- Vaan: JOIN MY TEAM :D
- ...Wait there's like a triple negative in this sentence *tries to puzzle it out*
- New report has been unlocked!
- Does this mean we're done with Vaan?
- Bawwwwwwwww I want more Vaan!
- I guess I'll have to come back to him later. :<
- VAAN ILU YOU'RE MY FAV SO FAR
- It looks like Laguna is the next story dude. I'll have to level him up, but I should probably do Kuja first so I can do that one report thingie.
- Speaking of reports, let's go check out the new one...
- ...I don't know who this is talking about D:
- *watches the extra scene in it*
- Oh wait no I can't, that involves leveling Terra.
- Maybe I'll go do that for Kuja and Terra, THEN see the reports, THEN level Laguna, and...eesh. 8|
- REGARDLESS, now is a good place to stop! So let's do that. More is comin' later!
- .....TEE VAAN.


Gonna snag some dinner now before carrying on...