Today's playthrough of Re:Coded is brought to you by the movie Inception. No, seriously.


- OKAY, I have actually spent some time leveling! I'm gonna attempt to progress the story more now!
- Hey shut up Pete, my pals are awesome!
- Oh crap
- MAN THIS HAPPENED LAST TIME TOO, DIDN'T IT
- DONALD AND GOOFY WILL EVEN STICK UP FOR MATRIX!SORA
- So.....wait, that's a good question. DO datapersons have hearts? o_o Ansem the Wise seemed to think it was possible...
- Donald and Goofy ILU so much
- PASHOOOM wondered if that'd happen!
- HEY MICKEY LET'S BE AWESOME TOGETHER
- BULLSHIT EXPLANATION BUT IDC, LEZ FIGHT
- Hahaha it is hilarious when Pete gets flustered
- CRYPTIC NOISES AGAIN
- Suddenly, Keyhole!
- Which will mean BOSS BATTLES
- SORA NOOOOOO TAKE THESE GUYS WITH YOU
- HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING
- YOU ARE 100x MORE AWESOME WITH THEM
- NNNNNNNNNGHHHHH 8||||
- Bullshit explanation for why we can't have party members again fine B|
- YES LISTEN TO THE SMART KING
- NOW BOSS BATTLES
- First boss battle was no issue
- Second was no issue...
- YEAH, WE SAW THAT ONE COMING FROM SEVERAL MILES AWAY
- WHYYYY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA DO THIS
- Riku: GOTTA GO ALL "DON'T TOUCH THIS DARKNESS" ON YOU AGAIN 8|
- How the hell is Pete smart enough to do any of this
- This. This setup is very wrong.
- Just. The layout of the characters and sound effects...no.
- RIKU IS FULL OF BUGS. Like Oogie-Boogie.
- Oh hey it's Riku's theme
- Woah full cutscene
- Another boss down...
- And ANOTHER version...
- Sorry Journal!Riku :/
- Geez, guy won't stay down!
- Awwww man, totally didn't mean to do that!
- Wow, world complete? That was it?
- Guess all that leveling did help out!
- Rank B though, oh well. :P
- OOOOoooh Oblivion Keyblade, YAY 8D
- Riku: HELP THERE'S BLOCKS IN MAH BODY
- Keyblade: Hey I'll fix those for ya
- Or. Make a Keyhole. That too.
- SLEEPING BEAUTY RIKU
- Wait whut
- THIS IS GETTING WEIRD
- Disney characters: OH YOU SO SILLY
- I DON'T WANT THEM FIGHTING "IN SPIRIT," I WANT THEM FIGHTING WITH ME IN PERSON
- Matrix!Sora: TIME TO TAKE A TRIP TO RIKU'S INSIDES
- Riku's Insides: Hey can I borrow these dragonballs? Thanks.
- Journal!Riku: So dude what are you doing in me. Here. Whatever.
- Oh, THANKS. 8|
- I...who? Wait, explain this further, Journal!Riku?
- Well whatever, OKAY THEN
- OH SORA
- Journal!Riku: YOU'RE NOT LISTENIIIIING 8|
- Matrix!Sora: NO ONE CAN RESIST MY ABILITY TO HELP PEOPLE
- Hmmm, level up, or press on? Let's press on.
- Moogle: I GOT LOST AND SOMEHOW ENDED UP INSIDE A DATA RIKU, PLEASE HELP D:
- Wait, seriously?! It puts me back at level 1? YOU BASTARDS
- BREAK ALL THE BLOCKS
- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GIVING ME FLOOR CHALLENGES NOW DX
- mmmm I love Oblivion
- Going through the floors aaaah...
- OH NO IT'S BLOCK SNAKE
- I done blowed up block snake
- Well, at least I survived that okay
- Oh Journal!Riku, you really would talk in riddles
- Aaaand of course Traverse Town would be next...
- I GUESS WE'RE IN THE THIRD LEVEL OF THE DREAM NOW, GUYS
- SORA DO YOU HAVE YOUR TOTEM WITH YOU
- Arrrgh why did I have to die there! DX
- Where aaaare you, little bugs...
- Oh hey, there's the thingie
- I don't have any thunder stuff in my arsenal! Screw you, challenge! XP
- Goodness this Matrixland feels long for some reason...
- OH NO IT'S A BLOCK SNAKE I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
- YESSSS managed to defeat block snake! And got good prizes, too!
- And with that, I think we've taken care of this section of Traverse Town.
- Which is maybe like. Data!Riku's liver.
- Oh sure, use THAT excuse :P
- The moral of the story is: GETTING DRAGGED INTO MESSES IS FUN
- Oh dear, Wonderland is next...
- I'm running out of room for my good commands. D:
- Someone turned Wonderland black and white!
- SOMEONE CALL MARY BLAIR
- Oh great, as if Wonderland wasn't confusing enough 8|
- Huuuh I actually found this one relatively quickly.
- Oh yeah, sure, make the challenge "don't get hurt" and then stick me in a room full of moving blocks that hurt you when you touch them 8|
- Yeah I totally failed on points with that one.
- OH NO IT'S BLOCK SNAKE
- I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED
- Well that didn't work out at all :/
- Feh, fine, let's skedaddle.
- Riku: I GAVE IN TO THE DARKNESS THE BUGS
- I kinda awwwww'd
- YEAH ACTUALLY IT KINDA DID
- Matrix!Sora: SOMEDAY I WILL BE TALLER :/
- Last one, seriously? Maybe the Coliseum doesn't count.
- Yeah, we just skipped the Coliseum. TURN-BASED MAKES YOU IMMUNE TO BUGS
- I'm rather miffed that we have to do it in THIS section, but fine...
- Man, I really want leaf bracer or something!
- FFFFFFFFFFFF
- Hey dude, your lion nose is broken
- LET'S SEE HOW MANY POINTS I LOSE IN MATRIXLAND THIS TIME
- Well, it'd be really nice if I didn't DIE over and over again...
- OMFG I JUST REALIZED WHY I WAS DYING SO QUICKLY
- Oblivion hurts you for every hit you give once you reach level three!
- ......I WANT OATHKEEPER INSTEAD 8||||
- ANOTHER floor? Aw man...
- I KNEW IT! BLOCK SNAAAAKE
- NO IT'S LIKE FIVE BLOCK SNAKES
- I have beat to death your pit of snakes with a Keyblade on fire!
- Ohgod so buying the second chance ability thing
- Awww optimistic Sora
- I do hope we're about done with this weirdness
- RACE YOU TO TELEPORTATION
- THE INNERMOST REACHES OF MY DATA
- Wait whut? Hunh?
- Should I be worried?
- ...I cannot figure out what that's supposed to be...
- Oh great
- START UP THE SAD RIKU THEME AGAIN
- WE'RE JUST MAKING UP COMPUTER SCIENCE AS WE GO
- Oh great have to fight him all over again
- WOOHOO full strength again!
- Oh no way can it be this easy
- DUN DUN DUUUUN
- I...who?
- Journal!Riku: I JUST KNOW THESE THINGS 8Db
- We've heard this bit before, too!
- Matrix!Sora: MY FRIENDS ARE EVERYONE'S FRIENDS
- Yeah that doesn't sound good
- WHICH outside world are we talking about? The second dream level?!
- SIDE-SCROLLER AGAIN?! NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
- That may have been the single cruelest session of platforming I have ever encountered.
- ...At least in this game. IDK about the Epic Mickey comparison.
- ...Aw shizfucks D:
- YEESH
- Maleficent: I WANT IT MYYYYYY WAY
- ONCE AGAIN
- I REALLY HATE BOSS SITUATIONS WHERE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HEAL
- But hey, I beat her on the second try!
- Oh no they won't be, Maly.
- WOOOORLD COMPLETE, WOO
- Didn't even get a rank, sob
- YEAH IT IS ABOUT TIME I WAS BACK
- Was that the final boss? No way can it be.
- OKAY GUYS, WE'RE GONNA GIVE MICKEY AND CO A "KICK" SO THEY CAN WAKE UP AGAIN
- Oh Journal!Riku what do you want
- Yaaay chipmunks!
- COME ON IT STILL CAN'T BE THAT EASY
- Yeeeah go fig
- SO MUCH META
- Awww Matrix!Sora is takin' this well.
- I KNEW IT COULDN'T BE THAT EASY
- Don't awake the dark glitch! That would be bad!
- DELETE DATASCAPE Y/N ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
- I just killed the datascape D:
- STUPID BUGS
- Pfffff, leave Maleficent and Pete in there!
- ...BTW, why didn't they exit the thing when everyone else did?
- Matrix!Sora: OFF TO SAVE THINGS, AGAIN
- WELL, NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT
- Oh please don't tell me this is a timed section again D:
- NO IT'S A RAIL SHOOTER OH NOOOOOOOOO
- IT IS REALLY HARD TO KILL INVISIBLES IN A RAIL SHOOTER
- Okay killed the Invisible...wait what's this
- WHO'S TALKING
- Woah it's a
- Weird-ass Darkside
- Maleficent: NO IT'S A GOOD THING I'M LOSING >8(
- LMAO Pete
- GEEBUS this thing seems huger than normal D:
- YEAH IT IS BIGGER, SORA
- RAGE...HATRED...AND GLITCHES Kinda sounds like murder, arson and jaywalking
- Wait
- Whut
- That's
- UM
- HUH.
- WELL THEN WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN AN ADORABLE LITTLE SHADOW INSTEAD OF THIS THING 8(((
- So basically Sora's Heartless screwed up the journal. WELL OKAY THEN
- *just kind of...headtilts*
- OH WELL THAT'S JUST SUPER
- Sora's Heartless: OM NOM NOM CANNIBALISM
- THAT IS ABSOLUTELY AND TOTALLY NOT COOL
- Well I got ONE form down...
- I SURE HOPE IT'S OVER, SORA 8(
- YES YES WE KNOW GLITCHES TO FEED YOUR DARKNESS
- Aw dammit! This always happens!
- Congratulations! Your Sora's Heartless has evolved into...DOO DOO-DOOT, DOO DOO-DOOT...ANTISORA
- Well I got that form okay...
- Oh great now I bet it'll do something really nasty
- OH YOU LITTLE BASTARD
- So can anyone explain how a Heartless can use LIGHT attacks, even in dataspace? 8|
- PLEASE LET THAT BE THE LAST FORM
- ARRRGH BASTARDS
- That was four forms! PLEASE TELL ME WE ARE DONE NOW
- Uhhhh that's not good
- YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
- YAAAY IT'S A MICKEY
- It's a bitty shadow!
- HAHA SO IN THE END YOU DO BEAT UP HIS TINY LITTLE SHADOW
- WORLD CLEAR?!?!?!
- No bonus items 'cause I failed
- ....TEEEE I GOT AN 8-BIT KEYBLADE
- IT IS POSSIBLY THE CUTEST THING I'VE SEEN YET
- Yeah Maly, wasn't expecting you to say thanks
- Awwwww poor Matrix!Sora
- So I guess this is really the end? :O
- Ohhh Mickey so cute
- It's the THE END music...seriously?
- ....CUTEST EVER AWWWWW
- Good point Goofy
- HUUUUUH.
- And yet Journal!Riku remembers all this
- OH WELL THAT'S CONVENIENT
- Oh sure we can, we did it before
- Hmmmmmm
- IZ PLUTO AGAIN YAAAAY
- Time for Mickey to get meta again.
- Truth, you say?
- See, brief explanation, and Sora's rarin' to go again!
- C-C-C-CASTLE OBLIVION?!?!?!
- NOW WHAT'S THIS NONSENSE
- No seriously why are we suddenly reenacting CoM
- If I have to fight Mar again I WILL NOT BE PLEASED
- You know, I think before I go on, I'm gonna stop and level.
- Yeeeah I'm stopping now.


SO. THAT WAS. INTERESTING. o_____o