I'm probably gonna be a lazy bum and play through lots more tomorrow, considering I THINK I'm nearly done. But I really need to stop and levelgrind, considering how frequently I'm dying. 8| But heeere's more Coded:
- Hey it's that merchant guy again!
- Except he wasn't in KH1 Agrabah, soooo...
- Oh he just sells me stuff anyway.
- OHO I REMEMBER THESE GUYS
- Firaga?! FINALLY
- Hey I see you Aladdin
- Oh well...that was brief?!
- Okay so it's the ol' FIND JASMINE ploy
- There is a lot of platforming mess around here and I can't really tell what it's for...
- I'm...not really sure how fond I am of this Keyblade. D:
- Yes Matrix!Sora, run into the dark alley
- Woah Jafar's going straight for the marriage proposal now!
- Matrix!Sora: I'LL TAKE OUT THE MEAN GUY BOTHERING LADIES
- Fight already?! WELL OKAY THEN
- Huh that was the first "normal" battle I've done in awhile
- l-lol
- What the heck Pete
- Pete: HEY SO I FOUND THIS MAGIC LAMP WANT IT
- Oh so it's a FAKE lamp.
- That sounded kinda dirty
- You know, at least they're trying to explain the total lack of NPCs in this game...
- Hmmm, now where HAS Aladdin gone...
- Ah there he is
- This lamp is less sparkly :Oa
- Oh that was speedy
- Dude Jafar you are way hung up on getting the sultan bit through marriage
- YES! MERIT! YESSS!
- ...."Yes way"?!
- WE'RE STUCK IN GREENLAND
- Aladdin: I CAN ONLY SPEAK ELLIPSES
- KEYBLADES MAKE YOU IMMUNE TO STOP SPELLS. GOOD TO KNOW :Db
- Well hey it's Iago
- Uh, thanks for the tidbit, Iago?
- ...I lol'd
- Matrix!Sora: Once again, I have no clue what you're talking about, BUT I'LL DO IT :D
- ...TIMED AREA?! AAAAH
- Geez Jafar is pulling out the terrible puns!
- Arrrgh this is not so fun
- Oh sure, right, have me find him RIGHT WHEN my time runs out. Thanks, game computer.
- At least the stayed in the same room when I had to do my time over
- SHEESH can we leave Greenland already?
- Man, lamps must come with a compulsion to spit on them and polish them
- Aaaand it's Genie!
- Oh wow Sora actually gets to WISH this time XD
- I WISH THE WORLD HAD FEWER PROBLEMS awwwwwwww you big sweetheart
- Genie come on, be all-inclusive!
- LOL SORA IS THE BOSS
- Time flows normally! Now there's music!
- Hey this is the first time anyone's mentioned stealing hearts
- The spirit of Jafar's lamp is BUGS
- MATRIXWORLD IS COMIN' UP
- I hope Matrixworld is not too tough this time...
- Dangit, I DO have to bet D:
- OMFG three giant evil bandits DDDD8
- Well, that was brutal, but at least it was short...
- gained access to the second cheat at least...
- Let's see how the Cave of Wonders will have ENTIRELY DIFFERENT LAYOUT THIS TIME
- Traps! OH GOOD-EE
- OMFG NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN
- Rollin rollin rollin, keeps those rocks a rollin...
- Sora, don't go chasing waterfalls of sand!
- Matrixland again already?
- Oh I can't do this challenge, I'll just bet as low as I can
- PSYCHEDELIC BLOCKS
- Freeze Heartless three times? Well, good thing I have blizzara going in...
- GAAAH AND I ACTUALLY GOT THE CHALLENGE THING THAT TIME TOO
- IT'S THE EXPLODING BLOCKS AGAIN
- I swear I've seen this Matrixland layout before
- Oh great, I finished the whole floor but now I missed that challenge. 8| THANKS, BLIZZARA
- Uhh yeah I'm not wagering high on this one
- Hmm, maybe I should just forego any more prize boxes and leave...
- ...Because yeah, I can't afford more than half of the cool things available, sob T_T
- Sheesh, was in there so long I almost forgot this was Agrabah.
- Huh, the rollin' rocks have all rolled on
- OOOOMFG Sora YOU NEED STRONGER DEFENSE
- OR SOMETHING IDK
- I SHOULD NOT BE DYING HERE WTF
- Okay we're pressing on...
- Dude Genie you coulda helped me out in some other areas 8|
- I would lol a lot if Sora was the one that wished Genie free
- ...I fell down into the pits and found another backdoor area, oh boy o_o
- OOH GOLDEN MUSHROOM...but what if I don't find it? D: I better wager low.
- Just a random aside, but I do appreciate the fact that if you're fighting an enemy and lose track of it and it warps in again, it doesn't do so at full health.
- Awwww I didn't find the golden mushroom :(
- I'm sensing I'm gonna do a whooooole lotta falling here
- Got a new accessory slot, yay!
- OMFG annoying air soldiers!
- Now that we've done all that and gotten the prize boxes...
- GOT THAT SINKING FEELING
- ARRRGH I just realized that the floor shrinks every time you fall off it!
- This is probably the worst dropping-floor area I've ever done
- Seriously, that was so much fake difficulty 8|||
- Time for BOSS BATTLE
- I wonder what crazy gaming method we'll be doing this time
- Hey I think this is the first time Jafar's ever offered him a job XD
- Matrix!Sora: ALADDIN FOR PRESIDENT XO/
- Aaaaaand defeated on the second try
- ALWAYS GOTTA BE A GENIE IN THE END DON'T YOU
- Wait, I have a TIME limit to find the keyhole? WHY YOU DO THIS
- Oh hey there it is
- NOW FINAL BOSS BATTLE
- I AM IN-VIN-CIBLE!
- Oh holy shiz D:
- ARRRRGH I WAS LIKE 1 HP AWAY FORM GETTING HIM STUPID GENIE
- OH LOL JAFAR CAN ACTUALLY HIT IAGO WITH SLOW TOO
- Okay lockon is absolutely useless here
- OOOhhhkay got him that time
- Iago: I DUNWANNA HOLD YOUR DUMB LAMP NO MORE
- Aaand that is boss beaten and new Keyblade for me!
- Pete: TIME TO GO BE PETRONIC
- Well this was fun, BUT GENIE YOU COULDA HELPED A LOT MORE 8|
- CREEPY MESSAGES AGAIN
- DUN DUN DUUUUN
- Well that's painful
- HEY YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT
- Oh well, That can't be good D8
- Maleficent are you REALLY so desperate for real estate that you're trying to take over the data world?
- FUUUUUK YEAH
- LMAO Maly
- Oh sure it was, Pete
- Man, Mickey, doesn't your castle have guards?
- SUCKED INTO THE LIGHT SHOW
- It really is Petronic
- Pete: I R SMRT :DD
- Maleficent: I PLAY MONOPOLY TO WIN, BITCHES
- Maly, seriously, try a different scheme 8|
- Journal!Riku: YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN
- Wait so if she took over the datascape would that mean basically taking over Journal!Riku or. I'm confused.
- Heeey leave him alone! D:
- Awwww Data!Sora D:
- YEEUH do we get to kick ass with Mickey now?!
- HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
- Is it because it's a data Keyblade I mean GENERALLY THOSE THINGS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT
- Sora: I THINK WE SHOULD RUN TO THE RESCUE, WITH OR WITHOUT KEYBLADE
- Which hey, he's done before
- Hollow Bastion already?! We're skipping a lot of KH1 worlds, then. o_O
- YA NITWIT
- Well I was planning on saving here and then going levelgrinding, but I guess I need the Keyblade back first... :/
- Hey, I can't use my magic! AT LEAST IN KH1 SORA COULD STILL USE MAGIC
- Gotta do the switches again? GOOD THING I KNOW THIS CASTLE LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND
- OMFG are you fucking kidding me
- I SHOULD NOT BE GETTING KILLED TRYING TO WALK TEN STEPS TO A SWITCH
- This damn well better mean the door's open
- Okay they did
- Oh Sora and Pete, taunting each other
- DAMN RIGHT THIS IS RIDICULOUS
- FRIEEEEENDS TO THE RESCUUUUUE
- OMG Donald and Goofy I missed you so damn much
- STAY WITH ME FOREVER AND NEVER EVER LEAVE
- I AM TIRED OF THESE GAMES WHERE POOR SORA HAS TO DO EVERYTHING HIMSELF
- GIVE HIM A HAAAAND
- Fukyeah Goofy you're awesome
- Hey, it's Donald, wooo!
- And FINALLY we found Donald
- ORIGINAL TRIO WOOO
- Donald: NO I AM NEVER WRONG
- D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
- Donald and Goofy you two are the best I WANT YOU BACK FOREVER
- Now just workin' my way through the library...
- ARRRRGH
- Okay, we've only found three of these so far...
- Man, FINally found all those pieces! I WANT MY FRIGGIN KEYBLADE BACK NOW
- Learned haste?! YESSSSS
- I do think I see where this is going
- YAY IT'S ALMOST LIKE TRINITY LIMIT
- A-AWWWWWUUUUHHH
- Does Matrix!Sora really not realize he's a data dude? o_O/
- Holy crap that one was right down to the wire
- OMG are we going to have to do a Matrixland with Donald and Goofy and Sora not fighting at all
- I GUESS SO
- OKAY GUYS, LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE STRONGER BADDIES
- Black Fungus? In MY datascape? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
- YEEEUH got some nice things from that Matrixland! YOU RAWK, DONALD AND GOOFY
- Okay, I'm actually gonna stop here for now, because there's no telling how far I'll need to go before I get that friggin' Keyblade back @_@
- *saaaaves*
- THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: DONALD AND GOOFY ARE AWESOME FOREVER. THE END.
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