So I ate at Pickup Stix for lunch today We're not allowed to eat lunch in the office, and the Promenade is right around the corner. This is going to be baaad for my wallet. And I open my fortune cookie. This was my fortune:

"Business and health matters around you are blooming."

...What the hell does that even mean? What kinds of business and health matters? How do they bloom? Are they like little posies and daisies in the springtime, and if I pick one up I'll suddenly either win the lottery or catch a cold?

Then again, considering I just had to deal with some student loan crap, I don't want any more business matters blooming around me. Pass me some weed killer, please?

Yeah, I'll do an actual update post later. XD