Shamelessly stole this from this post on Fandom Wank:

(sung to the tune of 'I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General')


I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
I defend my ship of choice with diction Ciceronian
I'm trained in metaphor and in analysis subtextual
My thoughts are all outside the box, my theories intellectual

My position is secure and wholly indefensible
To understand the books aright my ship is indispensible
To overcome an evil diabolic and demonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical

The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonitonical

This love of loves was blossoming in every book sequentially
'Twas clear to all Harmonians they'd conssumate eventually
His daring and her intellect together quite invincible
That they are heart and soul entwined are one and all convincible

There's a diffrence, plain to see, between this dedica-ti-on
And vulgar aphrodisia that's just infatua-ti-on
Unless you follow rules chauvinistic and pedantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical

Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantimantical

It cannot be but destiny they're meant for true togetherness
To do the hanky-panky in their birthday altogetherness
The Herons have the brains of some amphibian Devonian
I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian

The Herons have the brains of some amphibian Devonian
She is the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian

That Weasleys are the face of sin I find is indisputable
Their family impecunious is base and disreputable
William is the vice of sloth, avoids the cosmetologist
In Fred and George we see the greedy and the gourmandologist

Ron is envy incarnate and Percy is pretentiousness
Ginevra Weasley can be none but lewdness and liscentiousness
Charlie is the sin of wrath - he studies things draconian
All clear as crystal to a true and disgruntled Harmonian

Charlie is the sin of wrath - he studies things draconian
All clear as crystal to a true and disgruntled Harmonian

My homepage is an archetype of graphic coordina-ti-on
And point by point lists the results of my investiga-ti-on
I quote the chapter and the page of every interac-ti-on
My case is watertight to any prudent satisfac-ti-on

And yet in doing research for my web prosecutorial
I discovered things forboding and conspiratorial
Corruption in our day and age is tragically prevalent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent

The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolevolent

Fear not, when I have brought to light the depths of this perfidity
The author won't have any choice but to rewrite the book for me
To rally others to my cause, my anthem is Didonian
I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian

To rally others to her cause, her anthem is Didonian
She is the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian


Whatever did we do before the internet? XD
(And more lion-y Sora today! Wee!)

Operator status: Very busy.

Drawing: Sent off new character designs for the comic; and will probably do final edits to the RSOM pages tonight. I also have a few other random pictures I want to be working on...basically, I'd rather be drawing than writing.

Writing: Have been working a bunch on my play; but I still need to do a lot more. Will probably be doing that all this weekend...feh.