Oh hey, it's my PP bonus day in Dissidia, so I'm getting bunches of PP anyway. Woo!

In that mode, I'm trying hard to get as much of the game done as I can before Monday (if not to finish it), so plunging right ahead:


- Time for Squall's story!
- LION REFERENCES LION REFERENCES
- Squall: I'M A LONERRRR
- Squall: Yeah well I don't want your dumb feather. :(
- It's a feather Oathkeeper! FEATHERKEEPER
- Squall: I am very monotone when I beat you. Yeah.
- Wow Squall, I think you're out-emoing Cloud.
- OH NO, EVIL
- So far Squall's enemies are easy, but the board is a pain...
- You know, I still have no clue what all the villains are doing.
- Squall's enemies thusfar are WAY easy...I guess they were expecting everyone to play him second?
- COOL I got Bahamut. :O
- ZID-DON FISHING
- Oh snap Squall
- Solidly pwned Kuja!
- Kuja: YEAH WELL I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE BAIT ANYWAY :(
- OKAY, might as well give Squall's secret boss a try.
- YESSS victory is mine!
- ...What the heck picture was that of the Magus Sisters?
- Warrior: DO I DAZZLE YOU
- Sorry Warrior, I had a glowy blue gunblade.
- Ultimecia: PSYCHE!
- So Squall is Mulder basically
- ...THAT SOUNDED WRONG
- You know, does Squall have fur on his pants?
- Wow, Squall is leveling up WAY fast.
- ...I...I blinked, and died. WTF happened?
- Geez what the hell is this guy doing?!
- No seriously, I beat the secret boss in one try and this guy keeps pwning me in one move. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
- Oh fuck it has like 3000+ bravery, that's why I'm losing
- fuuuuuuug I HAVE TO BEAT THIS THING TO GET TO THE BOSS
- IT'S NOT LIKE SQUALL HAS ANY LONG-RANGE MOVES SO I CAN'T EVEN GET HIM FROM AFAR FUCK ME
- GEEZ THERE WE GO. HOW WAS THAT EVEN FAIR
- Oh hey now that's hardly fair.
- HI ZIDANE
- Woah gettin' trippy now
- FugDAMN I hate Squall's world arena so damn much I don't even
- THERE, actually got it that time. Geez.
- Oh LOL, Zidane
- Damn you can poke an eye out with Squall's shiny.
- Yeah, I got no friggin' points that round because I had to retry like TEN TIMES
- Well, Squall's story was a breeze up until the last board.
- Firion: I heard something vaguely sinister! LET'S SCRAM
- Skipping that scene again
- On to Onion Knight's story!
- THE LEGENDARY TITLE OF........ONION KNIGHT
- D'awww he has Sorapants
- ffffff he even moves and sounds a little like Sora
- Question marks ehh?
- Onion you little showoff XD
- Onion: DANGER YAAAAY
- Aaaand totally bumped into the secret boss on accident, oops
- I-I don't like Onion's dying scream D:
- PHEW managed to beat secret boss on the second try o_o And got him as a white mage!
- Nifty, got the Phoenix summon
- Oh man now I can hear the Josh in his voice
- ...Exdeath is intimidating? KAY
- LMAO Onion playing it up: OH NO THERE'S NOOOOOO WAY WE CAN BEAT YOU 8(
- ...LOOOOOL
- Kekfa, a lil' obsessed with Terra, there?
- Oh noes, Terra's freaking out!
- LEAVE TERRA ALOOOOOOOOONE
- Well, casting holy made that go fast. Sorry Terra. :(
- Oh noes come back!
- Yes, JUST PLAY UP THE BLAME GAME
- Lady, you're missing half your bra there. Just. FYI.
- Cosmos: VAGUELY UNHELPFUL AGAIN
- HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS
- Hi Golbez?
- DUDE that is like the EXACT same pose Sora does; NOMURA YOUR FANBOY IS SHOWING
- Lay off Terra already D:
- Dude I cannot take those hip sperm seriously.
- Pwned Cloud of Darkness with ONION NINJA
- How is it that Golbez is more supportive than Cosmos, here?
- Dawwwwwwww
- HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS WE LOVE HEARTS
- ...ohgod stop with those hands, Kefka
- OKAY, done with Onion. Now we're gonna buy us some stuff from the PP store, and go do a bunch of leveling for our next dudes, which should be Bartz, Terra and then Warrior.