So

Some total moron was being chased by the cops up our street and hit the massive speedbumps going way-too-many MPH and smashed into my car and now it is totaled.

Also he smashed his truck into the gas line so it was leaking gas everywhere and then he tried to keep running from the police by, y'know, jumping off the damn cliff or something

Because he was trying to run from the police by going uphill to a dead end on top of a fucking mountain surrounded by cliffsides seriously that is pure brilliance of action

So now Falcon Peak has been totally smashed up
Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Because if there's one thing I won't stand for, it's having people pass up an opportunity to laugh at my misfortune!

( Bugs )

I can't stop compulsively checking behind me. 8(


IN MUCH BETTER NEWS, I just got back from Rifftrax Live with yamikonumber7 and ghettopeach, and we laughed our faces off! Lots of shorts about Santa's toys coming to life and wreaking havoc, or Santa kidnapping children, or Santa invading the dreams of young children and making their toys come to life. There was a theme of evil toys. OH THE FIFTIES, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU. There was also a short about THE LITTLEST CHRISTMAS TREE, and somehow a barbershop trio singing about pork. At the end, there was an animated Rudolph short:

*Santa enters Rudolph's bedroom in the middle of the night and gently prods him awake*
Santa: Rudolph, I need you tonight.
Riffers and entire audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SMALL AND OF NO ACCOUNT


Also, Kel, thank you SO MUCH for the art book! ♥ ♥ More stuff to talk about actually, but for now, I gotta get to bed and pray the bugs never ever return.

In case you didn't know, I'm working operator at my old school. And just now:

Phone: *ring*
Me: Hello, Pepperdine University!
Person: Yes, hello! Where is your online campus located?
Me: ..................................

So my brother just linked this to me.

YOU GUYS, THIS IS BASICALLY
PEDOBEAR: THE MOVIE



BRB HAVING NIGHTMARES FOREVER

Seriously. My incredible brilliance was made clear to me while I was trying to make lunch. I wanted some orange juice, and we were out, so I decided to make more.

( And the scope of my sheer brilliance can only be adequately expressed in pictoral form. )

I love orange juice.