Happy birthday to me

[lynxgriffin]

So

Some total moron was being chased by the cops up our street and hit the massive speedbumps going way-too-many MPH and smashed into my car and now it is totaled.

Also he smashed his truck into the gas line so it was leaking gas everywhere and then he tried to keep running from the police by, y'know, jumping off the damn cliff or something

Because he was trying to run from the police by going uphill to a dead end on top of a fucking mountain surrounded by cliffsides seriously that is pure brilliance of action

So now Falcon Peak has been totally smashed up
Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Comments

[purapea.livejournal.com]

DNW

[ggmoonycrisco.livejournal.com]

Well at least it carried us on one last journey for smashing good seafood.

... I'm sorry that's not funny.

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

omg... thank goodness y'all weren't in the car, but omg >____

[harpie-siren.livejournal.com]

D8

[offensive.livejournal.com]

I sure hope he was running for something like murder, because it'd be lame if he were the douchebag who wrecked up a bunch of shit just because he was littering, or something.

[princealia.livejournal.com]

BUSTIN' SKULLS TIME? Y/Y/Y?

Go find him and beat the shit out of him if he isn't already dead from running up that steep ass hill like a jackass. Then make him pay for everything....and beat the shit out of him again after the repairs are done for good measure.

[wyna-hiros.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's lucky you guys weren't in it, but seriously, what the hell.

[rebmakash.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you're not in the hospital! Aside from the car, you're okay? Crraaaaaap... I'm really sorry!

[betwixt-worlds.livejournal.com]

OMG WHAT I CANT EVEN SERIOUSLY???????

Calling you first thing tomorrow.

[lazzchan.livejournal.com]

O.O

That is seriously wtf insane. I'm SO glad you weren't in the gar and nothing, y'know--blew up and stuff. Holy batman of epic proportions insanity!

Happy Birthday anyway? *snugs*

[fairytaledreams.livejournal.com]

....what is this even DDDD8

BRB I'M GONNA GO DRAG HIM TO LIGHTNING-MUSE SO SHE CAN PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

[rasenth.livejournal.com]

The chances of that happening.... ouch. ;_____; Does your car insurance cover that? I hope it does!

[corrielle.livejournal.com]

At first when I read this, I thought you were IN the car while this happened... like you'd just pulled out to go somewhere and got run into. Glad THAT's not the case. Still... WTF. Seriously.... running from the police up YOUR street? What did he think he was going to do, hide in the back country?

Here's hoping he gets in lots of trouble for running from police and destroying property, and that everything goes smoothly as you try to get your car situation fixed... *hugs*

[bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com]

O-oh my god, what?

DDDD:

I'm so sorry about your car! Jeesus.

Seriously, when I first started reading this I thought it was like a joke post...omg what the hell is wrong with this person.

[alba-aulbath.livejournal.com]

SHIT MAN that blows. Sorry to hear that.

[ghettopeach.livejournal.com]

What is this I don't even--

Sorry, man. The insurance should cover it, but that is bad timing (not that there's really *good* timing for anything like this). And assuming they caught him (which is probable), he should be liable for damages. Still, that's not a fun thing to have to deal with. Get the police reports and everything for the insurance company.

"Are we on Cops? Are we on Cops?" (Sorry. But seriously? WHAT?!)

RIP Falcon.

[swyrel.livejournal.com]

Well, happy birthday!

But OMFG that sucks! I would talk to a lawyer about that...I mean, if the guy running from the cops doesn't have money, you should be able to go after his insurance company to get your car fixed...

Idiots. Don't they realize it's worse to run from the cops then just take the punishment they're giving out at first? *sighs*

[ottering.livejournal.com]

Happy belated birthday! ♥