Happy birthday to me

[lynxgriffin]

So

Some total moron was being chased by the cops up our street and hit the massive speedbumps going way-too-many MPH and smashed into my car and now it is totaled.

Also he smashed his truck into the gas line so it was leaking gas everywhere and then he tried to keep running from the police by, y'know, jumping off the damn cliff or something

Because he was trying to run from the police by going uphill to a dead end on top of a fucking mountain surrounded by cliffsides seriously that is pure brilliance of action

So now Falcon Peak has been totally smashed up
Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Comments

[purapea.livejournal.com]

DNW

[ggmoonycrisco.livejournal.com]

Well at least it carried us on one last journey for smashing good seafood.

... I'm sorry that's not funny.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

gg ilu

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

IT SERVED OUR SEAFOOD NEEDS WELL. 8(

[ggmoonycrisco.livejournal.com]

I am a crumudgeonly asshole both online and IRL, haven't you noticed yet? ;_;

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

omg... thank goodness y'all weren't in the car, but omg >____

[purapea.livejournal.com]

NO YOU ARE DARLING 8)

[ggmoonycrisco.livejournal.com]

Vaya con dios, cochito.

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

Out of curiosity, was it Malibu Seafood?

[harpie-siren.livejournal.com]

D8

[ggmoonycrisco.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it was.

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think the only person who got hurt was the driver, but I'm very glad that no one was in the car at the time. 8(

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

YEAH 8(

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

Well shit, I want seafood now. P:

When we went there, I got yelled at for mixing ketchup and tartar sauce.

[ggmoonycrisco.livejournal.com]

I think I'm about to yell at you again, man. 8|

[offensive.livejournal.com]

I sure hope he was running for something like murder, because it'd be lame if he were the douchebag who wrecked up a bunch of shit just because he was littering, or something.

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

Pfft, all of y'all are missing out. It's good stuff!

Have you guys made pizza yet?

[princealia.livejournal.com]

You sure did get yelled at cause that is gross 8|

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

You shut your mouth woman it was delicious

[princealia.livejournal.com]

BUSTIN' SKULLS TIME? Y/Y/Y?

Go find him and beat the shit out of him if he isn't already dead from running up that steep ass hill like a jackass. Then make him pay for everything....and beat the shit out of him again after the repairs are done for good measure.

[wyna-hiros.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's lucky you guys weren't in it, but seriously, what the hell.

[princealia.livejournal.com]

Even the color of it was gross 8|

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

I just have functioning taste buds that's all C:

[princealia.livejournal.com]

From aliens, absolutely C:

[rebmakash.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you're not in the hospital! Aside from the car, you're okay? Crraaaaaap... I'm really sorry!