Happy birthday to me

[lynxgriffin]

So

Some total moron was being chased by the cops up our street and hit the massive speedbumps going way-too-many MPH and smashed into my car and now it is totaled.

Also he smashed his truck into the gas line so it was leaking gas everywhere and then he tried to keep running from the police by, y'know, jumping off the damn cliff or something

Because he was trying to run from the police by going uphill to a dead end on top of a fucking mountain surrounded by cliffsides seriously that is pure brilliance of action

So now Falcon Peak has been totally smashed up
Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Comments

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

WOO SKULLBUSTIN' TIME

He was apparently well enough to jump out of the truck and go running, which means he probably did screw himself over trying to climb up that mountain. SO YEAH. XD

[princealia.livejournal.com]

Oh God, I could barely walk up that thing and he tried to run? He probably tripped on a curbside or just plain died on the way up XDDD

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and he didn't even try to go up the path. I think he tried to jump into the ravine from the park/pool area, and my dog can barely walk down that hill.

[princealia.livejournal.com]

....why isn't there footage of this omg xD

THERE'S DEATH UP THAT WAY WITHOUT USAGE OF THE PATH, SIR

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

Well there is a pic of the damage on my car, but I think it was too dark to have footage of that |D

(http://tinypic.com?ref=xy2kp)

INDEED, THERE IS SANDY POINTY COYOTE DEATH

[princealia.livejournal.com]

Daaaamn. Did he brush the side on the way up? It doesn't look like he ran into it directly because the rest of the car is in pretty good shape.

Coyotes could have made this situation a thousand times funnier, especially if they started to attack him and he was begging for help from the police XD

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

He may have, IDK, but I think it's more like he smacked it there and then kept going, since his truck ended up completely on the sidewalk and into the gas line a little further ahead.

That would definitely make me lol. XD

[princealia.livejournal.com]

Gas line? Oh snap, good thing he didn't blow that up, although he should have caught on fire. That also would have made this funnier. "First I caught on fire, and then some coyotes showed up..." No one would believe him XD

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's a dang good thing there was no fire, because I could smell that gas all the way down the street for like 20 minutes afterwards. 8(

AND ALL BECAUSE HE DIDN'T COME TO A FULL STOP.

[princealia.livejournal.com]

NO ONE LIGHT ANY CIGARETTES OR BBQ PITS FOR A WHILE

...you're kidding. Is that why he ran from the cops?

[lynxgriffin.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't know; I just know they were telling him to slow down and pull over and he wasn't listening. There's very little you can do to get campus police to chase you, and that's either a) speeding or b) not doing a proper stop or c) something else horribly drastic. \o_O/