Happy birthday to me

[lynxgriffin]

So

Some total moron was being chased by the cops up our street and hit the massive speedbumps going way-too-many MPH and smashed into my car and now it is totaled.

Also he smashed his truck into the gas line so it was leaking gas everywhere and then he tried to keep running from the police by, y'know, jumping off the damn cliff or something

Because he was trying to run from the police by going uphill to a dead end on top of a fucking mountain surrounded by cliffsides seriously that is pure brilliance of action

So now Falcon Peak has been totally smashed up
Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Comments

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

Out of curiosity, was it Malibu Seafood?

[ggmoonycrisco.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it was.

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

Well shit, I want seafood now. P:

When we went there, I got yelled at for mixing ketchup and tartar sauce.

[ggmoonycrisco.livejournal.com]

I think I'm about to yell at you again, man. 8|

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

Pfft, all of y'all are missing out. It's good stuff!

Have you guys made pizza yet?

[princealia.livejournal.com]

You sure did get yelled at cause that is gross 8|

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

You shut your mouth woman it was delicious

[princealia.livejournal.com]

Even the color of it was gross 8|

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

I just have functioning taste buds that's all C:

[princealia.livejournal.com]

From aliens, absolutely C: