lynxgriffin: (Stephen Colbert Fanbrats)
LynxGriffin ([personal profile] lynxgriffin) wrote2007-02-14 10:48 pm
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I CAN SPEAK FANBRAT

Holy crap. I about peed myself laughing at this, so I'm going to post it here for posterity and lulz.

Seven of us were having a chat on up-and-coming sporkings, and once we got business out of the way, the conversation turned into SHEER MADNESS. (Aya had left by then.)

The cast:
LynxGriffin = myself, [livejournal.com profile] lynxgriffin
Icee Lilly = [livejournal.com profile] aphonetic
NightblitzWakka = [livejournal.com profile] alba_aulbath
LeSeptieme = [livejournal.com profile] yamikonumber7
ImaDodecahedron = [livejournal.com profile] tegurunrampant
Kingdmhearts1214 = [livejournal.com profile] ligtness
EternalDragonAya = [livejournal.com profile] ryuuzoku_aya (not present)


Icee Lilly (10:59:13 PM): We also got to talking about who we don't like in fandom. XD
LeSeptieme (10:59:20 PM): oh great.
LeSeptieme (10:59:25 PM): who's on the shit list?
NightblitzWakka (10:59:26 PM): I don't like that one girl. What was her name?
NightblitzWakka (10:59:28 PM): But god.
NightblitzWakka (10:59:31 PM): I think her name is Lynx.
NightblitzWakka (10:59:36 PM): She thinks she's sooooo smart.
Icee Lilly (10:59:38 PM): I sooo wanted to make that KH anonymeme, but Lynx talked me out of it. D:
LeSeptieme (10:59:41 PM): oh, I know.
lynxgriffin (10:59:42 PM): but she's really a bitch! D:
NightblitzWakka (10:59:48 PM): I KNOW
LeSeptieme (10:59:55 PM): it's just awful!
NightblitzWakka (11:00:03 PM): If I ever meet that Lynx on the street, I will punch her!
Icee Lilly (11:00:05 PM): Dude, but what about that Alba girl?
lynxgriffin (11:00:10 PM): she is an INTERNET TERRORIST
NightblitzWakka (11:00:14 PM): Oh man, I heard about her.
Icee Lilly (11:00:16 PM): Can you believe she had Saix make LEMON SQUARES?
NightblitzWakka (11:00:20 PM): I KNOW
lynxgriffin (11:00:21 PM): WHUT
LeSeptieme (11:00:21 PM): HOMOPHOBES, the lot of them.
lynxgriffin (11:00:22 PM): MADNESS
NightblitzWakka (11:00:23 PM): GOD
Icee Lilly (11:00:24 PM): When he should be RAPING people?!
LeSeptieme (11:00:31 PM): I KNOW!
NightblitzWakka (11:00:31 PM): And being a WEREWOLF.
Icee Lilly (11:00:36 PM): I KNOW.
lynxgriffin (11:00:37 PM): and RAPING WEREWOLVES.
ImaDodecahedron (11:00:38 PM): :o
NightblitzWakka (11:00:40 PM): WE KNOW SAIX IS A WEREWOLF
LeSeptieme (11:00:43 PM): What happened to the good old-fashioned fuzzy rape?
Icee Lilly (11:00:44 PM): And the cat obsession. WTF.
lynxgriffin (11:00:53 PM): that is soooo OOC!
Icee Lilly (11:01:05 PM): That whole group sucked.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:09 PM): Alba? Thinks she's so fucking talented.
Icee Lilly (11:01:10 PM): They totally weren't funny.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:13 PM): But she's NOT.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:17 PM): Egotistical BITCH.
lynxgriffin (11:01:27 PM): she should be KICKED IN THE FACE.
ImaDodecahedron (11:01:30 PM): And Tegu is just an elitist bitch.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:32 PM): SHE SHOULD
NightblitzWakka (11:01:40 PM): Oh man, don't get me started on Tegu.
Icee Lilly (11:01:41 PM): I mean, Demyx tried to take over the castle!
Icee Lilly (11:01:46 PM): WE KNOW HE HAS NO SPINE.
Icee Lilly (11:01:50 PM): He can't coup a castle!
lynxgriffin (11:01:54 PM): Tegu is the biggest elitist bitch I've ever seen!
ImaDodecahedron (11:01:59 PM): Tolstoy could come back from the DEAD to write fanfic and she would STILL hate it.
Icee Lilly (11:02:01 PM): Oooooooh good LORD.
lynxgriffin (11:02:02 PM): she even thinks Marluxia is STRAIGHT.
Icee Lilly (11:02:11 PM): And who the hell wants XALDIN PORN?
NightblitzWakka (11:02:12 PM): Oh please.
LeSeptieme (11:02:14 PM): *gasp*
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:02:16 PM): OH NOEZ.
lynxgriffin (11:02:18 PM): *gag*
LeSeptieme (11:02:19 PM): Say it isn't so!
lynxgriffin (11:02:26 PM): those sideburns are FUGLY
ImaDodecahedron (11:02:32 PM): For SRS.
NightblitzWakka (11:02:35 PM): Marluxia is the most flowery, flaming, high-heel wearing, Vexen-fucking GAY MAN EVER.
NightblitzWakka (11:02:44 PM): God. Xaldin is so ugly.
lynxgriffin (11:02:46 PM): DAMN STRAIGHT...I MEAN GAY
Icee Lilly (11:02:47 PM): Yeah, and he's totally raping people with Saix.
Icee Lilly (11:02:53 PM): But I don't want to see that porn.
NightblitzWakka (11:02:56 PM): And he'd NEVER be a captain of a pirate ship.
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:06 PM): It's much better when Axel consoles them after Xaldinraep.
NightblitzWakka (11:03:07 PM): Captain Fuckin' Xaldin? Who came up with THAT shit?
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:10 PM): With buttsex.
Icee Lilly (11:03:12 PM): Oh my GOD.
lynxgriffin (11:03:21 PM): No no no! You're gonna break up the AkuRoku OTP!
lynxgriffin (11:03:26 PM): which, as we all know, is the ONLY CANON SHIP
LeSeptieme (11:03:28 PM): Like Kairi did?
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:29 PM): omg right
lynxgriffin (11:03:32 PM): and maybe SoRi is canon!
NightblitzWakka (11:03:32 PM): And Namine.
lynxgriffin (11:03:33 PM): YES
Icee Lilly (11:03:34 PM): OH MY GOD.
lynxgriffin (11:03:37 PM): KAIRI BREAKS UP AKUROKU
NightblitzWakka (11:03:38 PM): Namine totally breaks them up!
LeSeptieme (11:03:38 PM): Kairi TOTALLY breaks up AkuRoku.
lynxgriffin (11:03:39 PM): WHAT A BITCH
NightblitzWakka (11:03:40 PM): THAT BITCH
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:40 PM): THAT NAMINE WENCH
LeSeptieme (11:03:44 PM): It's, like, totally all her fault.
NightblitzWakka (11:03:50 PM): GOD all the girls? Are bitches.
Icee Lilly (11:03:50 PM): Speaking of bad AkuRoku shippers, what about that Raina?!
Icee Lilly (11:03:54 PM): She's SO STUPID.
LeSeptieme (11:04:02 PM): Can't STAND her.
lynxgriffin (11:04:04 PM): WHAT A NUTJOB
LeSeptieme (11:04:05 PM): homigod.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:06 PM): She is SO perving on Marluxia but Vexen will get her you'll see.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:19 PM): OMg man.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:26 PM): And she thinks she can write AUs.
NightblitzWakka (11:04:29 PM): Jasmine interfered with Genie and Aladdin's love! And Larxene? SO FUCKING USELESS.
NightblitzWakka (11:04:31 PM): Oh jeez, Raina.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:38 PM): EVERYONE KNOWS
Icee Lilly (11:04:39 PM): Yeah. Her AU sucks.
NightblitzWakka (11:04:44 PM): She's such a suck-up and needs to just grow a fuckin' spine already.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:50 PM): AUs take place in HIGH SCHOOL DUHHHHHHHHHHH
Icee Lilly (11:04:54 PM): I know!
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:04:59 PM): AND didn't you know? Vexen's totally an old geezer!
lynxgriffin (11:05:15 PM): and is TTLY perving on Riku!
LeSeptieme (11:05:24 PM): And Lexaeus? omg he's sooooooooooo stupid!
NightblitzWakka (11:05:27 PM): He molests ALL children.
Icee Lilly (11:05:29 PM): OMG.
ImaDodecahedron (11:05:38 PM): AND AND AND there's this one cat. Lynx.
Icee Lilly (11:05:38 PM): You know what? I know this Vexen fan.
LeSeptieme (11:05:46 PM): no wai.
Icee Lilly (11:05:46 PM): OMG, CIRCLE, WHAT.
ImaDodecahedron (11:05:50 PM): She actually LIKES old Ansem.
LeSeptieme (11:05:52 PM): there's actually, like, a Vexen fan?
LeSeptieme (11:05:56 PM): NOOOOOO.
NightblitzWakka (11:05:59 PM): NO WAY
LeSeptieme (11:06:00 PM): no waiiii!
Icee Lilly (11:06:07 PM): OMG.
ImaDodecahedron (11:06:10 PM): AND she likes Yen SId!
Icee Lilly (11:06:13 PM): CHRISTOPHER LEE IS NOT IMPRESSED.
LeSeptieme (11:06:14 PM): NO.
LeSeptieme (11:06:19 PM): that old geezer?
ImaDodecahedron (11:06:20 PM): She's such a pervy old- man fancier.
LeSeptieme (11:06:28 PM): it's all his fault Sora's such a brat!
ImaDodecahedron (11:06:32 PM): I bet she's secretly like 56 and bearded.
Icee Lilly (11:06:33 PM): I still say she doesn't compare to Alba.
Icee Lilly (11:06:37 PM): What the hell.
Icee Lilly (11:06:40 PM): Her Saix.
LeSeptieme (11:06:42 PM): I mean, he TTLY lied about the orgynization!
Icee Lilly (11:06:45 PM): Gets me EVERY fucking time.
NightblitzWakka (11:06:45 PM): No one compares to Alba.
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:06:59 PM): What? No way! Everyone knows he brain-washed Sora! D:
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:01 PM): I dunno gaiz.
NightblitzWakka (11:07:01 PM): Alba is the biggest bitch EVER and I wish someone would finally just TELL HER OFF.
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:05 PM): I read this fic.
Icee Lilly (11:07:07 PM): Oh, did you hear about this stuck up bitch called Yamiko?
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:10 PM): It was LIKE HATE SPEECH
Icee Lilly (11:07:15 PM): She actually believes in CONCRIT.
LeSeptieme (11:07:16 PM): OH MAI GAWD I KNOW.
LeSeptieme (11:07:20 PM): *gasp*
LeSeptieme (11:07:26 PM): she's such a flamer.
LeSeptieme (11:07:30 PM): I mean, really.
lynxgriffin (11:07:31 PM): OMFG WHO COULD POSSIBLY LIKE DIZ
lynxgriffin (11:07:34 PM): HE'S EXISTENTIST
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:35 PM): It was about the DUMB UGLY GUYS
NightblitzWakka (11:07:37 PM): ONLY A LOSER
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:46 PM): and they were all OUT OF CHARACTER
Icee Lilly (11:07:46 PM): OMG.
Icee Lilly (11:07:52 PM): The Zexion is Emo song?
LeSeptieme (11:07:53 PM): honoez.
Icee Lilly (11:07:55 PM): So fucking true.
lynxgriffin (11:07:58 PM): and they were making fun of yaoi!
LeSeptieme (11:07:58 PM): oh, yeah, that one!
lynxgriffin (11:07:59 PM): WHAT BITCHES
LeSeptieme (11:08:02 PM): NO.
ImaDodecahedron (11:08:04 PM): and people LIKE her drivel.
LeSeptieme (11:08:09 PM): that shit?
ImaDodecahedron (11:08:13 PM): I tell you--yaoi fans are oppressed.
LeSeptieme (11:08:13 PM): no way.
lynxgriffin (11:08:17 PM): they totally are
LeSeptieme (11:08:19 PM): TTLY.
Icee Lilly (11:08:20 PM): Yeah.
lynxgriffin (11:08:26 PM): damn those straight fans, throwing their shitty fic everywhere!
Icee Lilly (11:08:29 PM): I read this fic the other day
Icee Lilly (11:08:34 PM): Axel and Roxas were in it
ImaDodecahedron (11:08:38 PM): <3
Icee Lilly (11:08:43 PM): and the author said it was this thing called GEN.
LeSeptieme (11:08:46 PM): they were ttly having buttsex, right?
Icee Lilly (11:08:48 PM): What the hell is GEN?
LeSeptieme (11:08:49 PM): right?
lynxgriffin (11:08:50 PM): wuh? Gen?
NightblitzWakka (11:08:51 PM): What the hell is THAT?
LeSeptieme (11:08:55 PM): ...gen?
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:01 PM): ....omg
LeSeptieme (11:09:02 PM): isn't that some geeky Star Trek show or something?
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:05 PM): Gais gen
Icee Lilly (11:09:09 PM): I think so.
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:10 PM): Gen is NO SEX fic
LeSeptieme (11:09:16 PM): *gasp*
LeSeptieme (11:09:18 PM): NO WAY.
Icee Lilly (11:09:20 PM): But she said Axel and Roxas weren't gonna fuck, too.
lynxgriffin (11:09:20 PM): then what's the damn point!
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:09:25 PM): This girl called Missy? She thinks it's stupid that everyone gets raped. OMG!
LeSeptieme (11:09:26 PM): why'd you do that?
Icee Lilly (11:09:28 PM): And Roxas was hanging around QUASIMODO.
Icee Lilly (11:09:31 PM): What the fuck?
LeSeptieme (11:09:33 PM): NO.
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:38 PM): Well fuck man.
NightblitzWakka (11:09:40 PM): GOD. I can't stand these people!
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:41 PM): I mean....
LeSeptieme (11:09:42 PM): why'd he hang around a fugly guy like that?
Icee Lilly (11:09:56 PM): I wanna smack Lynx sometimes.
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:56 PM): If Xemnas ISN'T a rapist, strike me dead where I stand,.
Icee Lilly (11:10:09 PM): She totally didn't deserve the damn mod position at KHFFR.
lynxgriffin (11:10:12 PM): and Lynx thinks she can draw! UGH. He people SUCK.
Icee Lilly (11:10:12 PM): I hate all the mods.
LeSeptieme (11:10:19 PM): I KNOW.
Icee Lilly (11:10:20 PM): But Lynx especially.
lynxgriffin (11:10:20 PM): everyone knows that people look better with NO NOSES
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:25 PM): RIGHT
lynxgriffin (11:10:27 PM): AND THEY NEED TO BE PREGNANT
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:28 PM): SO much suter.
NightblitzWakka (11:10:30 PM): And looking like WOMEN
LeSeptieme (11:10:30 PM): YEAH
lynxgriffin (11:10:31 PM): AND BE SNAKES
Icee Lilly (11:10:33 PM): She drew Xaldin and Lexaeus having SEX.
lynxgriffin (11:10:38 PM): WHAT EWWWWWWW
NightblitzWakka (11:10:40 PM): EWWWWWWW
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:46 PM): I CAN GO YOU ONE BETTER
LeSeptieme (11:10:49 PM): YUUUUUCK
LeSeptieme (11:10:53 PM): o rly.
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:58 PM): She once drew Xaldin/Vexen/Lexaeus!!!
lynxgriffin (11:10:59 PM): and she even drew them all...HAIRY
LeSeptieme (11:11:06 PM): NO
lynxgriffin (11:11:06 PM): BODY HAIR EEWEAKLDJALKS
Icee Lilly (11:11:10 PM): OMG
Icee Lilly (11:11:11 PM): GUYS
lynxgriffin (11:11:12 PM): OH GOD *gag*
LeSeptieme (11:11:14 PM): BLAAAAAGH
Icee Lilly (11:11:18 PM): AXEL/ROXAS IS CANON Y/Y
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:19 PM): ?
LeSeptieme (11:11:22 PM): Y
NightblitzWakka (11:11:22 PM): The ugliest ONES EW
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:23 PM): HELL Y
lynxgriffin (11:11:25 PM): I WOULD HAVE TO SAY YES
NightblitzWakka (11:11:25 PM): Seriously.
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:11:26 PM): Someone believes guys getting pregnant is stupid! :O
LeSeptieme (11:11:31 PM): no.
LeSeptieme (11:11:33 PM): no way.
lynxgriffin (11:11:36 PM): but OMG it's the cutest thing evar!
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:37 PM): They're just homophobes u know.
Icee Lilly (11:11:40 PM): I think that Raina bitch said that once!
LeSeptieme (11:11:40 PM): guys pregnant is ttly awesome!
NightblitzWakka (11:11:42 PM): SO OPPRESIVE
lynxgriffin (11:11:42 PM): Everyone knows you can't have true love without babies!
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:44 PM): u should ignore them.
Icee Lilly (11:11:48 PM): Guys getting pregnant being stupid, my ass!
Icee Lilly (11:11:52 PM): And she's such a fucking flamer!
lynxgriffin (11:12:14 PM): flamers SUCK. They're complete asnine folls!
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:20 PM): And Alba is horrible.
LeSeptieme (11:12:21 PM): I KNOW.
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:25 PM): k so you know my fic
lynxgriffin (11:12:30 PM): yeh
LeSeptieme (11:12:34 PM): they ttly said my Sora/Roxas/Axel fic was crap!
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:34 PM): wher kairi dies alot (hehehehehe)
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:41 PM): SHE CALLED ME A SEXIST
NightblitzWakka (11:12:42 PM): hahahaha
LeSeptieme (11:12:45 PM): o yeah that one.
NightblitzWakka (11:12:47 PM): OH MAN
LeSeptieme (11:12:49 PM): that's a good one.
NightblitzWakka (11:12:50 PM): THAT ALBA D:
lynxgriffin (11:12:51 PM): that one is so sexy
Icee Lilly (11:12:54 PM): Kairi should die Y/Y
LeSeptieme (11:12:56 PM): Y
NightblitzWakka (11:12:58 PM): Y
LeSeptieme (11:13:00 PM): TTLY Y
lynxgriffin (11:13:02 PM): YES TIMES A MILLION
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:13:04 PM): Y
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:06 PM): Y
lynxgriffin (11:13:10 PM): AND ONE
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:15 PM): k k i need ideas
LeSeptieme (11:13:19 PM): liek what?
lynxgriffin (11:13:21 PM): yeah?
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:21 PM): how should i kill her nect
lynxgriffin (11:13:25 PM): WOOD CHIPPER
LeSeptieme (11:13:30 PM): ALLIGATORS
Icee Lilly (11:13:32 PM): Oh my God, Sora/Riku, with kairi being eaten by a heartless Y/Y
lynxgriffin (11:13:35 PM): she stumbles into a wood chipper and gets torn up!
LeSeptieme (11:13:37 PM): YYYYYYYY
lynxgriffin (11:13:39 PM): YES/YES
NightblitzWakka (11:13:40 PM): riku shoots her and saves sora from her!
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:42 PM): OMG YESSSSS
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:13:46 PM): BURNING TO DEATH!
lynxgriffin (11:13:52 PM): and they live happily ever after!
Icee Lilly (11:13:55 PM): I like that!
lynxgriffin (11:13:55 PM): ALTHOUGH OMG
NightblitzWakka (11:14:00 PM): <3 <3 <3 <3 YEEEES
LeSeptieme (11:14:01 PM): OMG what?
lynxgriffin (11:14:04 PM): I READ THIS REALLY SAD FIC BUT IT WUZ SOOOOO GUD
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:09 PM): D: rly?
LeSeptieme (11:14:11 PM): which one?
Icee Lilly (11:14:11 PM): Did you know that idiot Raina hates Sora/Riku?!
NightblitzWakka (11:14:15 PM): o rly
lynxgriffin (11:14:18 PM): where Riku strangles Sora cuz Sora's in love with Kairi!
LeSeptieme (11:14:19 PM): ya rly!
Icee Lilly (11:14:20 PM): Who the fuck hates Sora/Riku and loves Axel/Roxas?!
lynxgriffin (11:14:25 PM): and he cuts off his peenie, too!
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:28 PM): OMG
LeSeptieme (11:14:30 PM): I READ THAT ONE.
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:30 PM): DDDD:
lynxgriffin (11:14:33 PM): BUT IT'S BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM
NightblitzWakka (11:14:33 PM): SO TRAGIC
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:34 PM): SO MOVING
lynxgriffin (11:14:39 PM): SUCH BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE
NightblitzWakka (11:14:39 PM): SOOOO IC
LeSeptieme (11:14:39 PM): that was ttly sweet.
Icee Lilly (11:14:41 PM): I'M SO TURNED ON
LeSeptieme (11:14:44 PM): it made me cry
lynxgriffin (11:14:44 PM): ME TOO
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:46 PM): She was so poetic.
LeSeptieme (11:14:48 PM): ME THREE
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:14:56 PM): ME FOUR!
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:59 PM): Somone accused her of plagiraising.
lynxgriffin (11:15:02 PM): her poetry even sounded like Alexander Pope it was THAT GOOD
lynxgriffin (11:15:03 PM): WHAT
Icee Lilly (11:15:09 PM): They're idiots.
lynxgriffin (11:15:10 PM): all these stupid people accusing of plagiarism!
ImaDodecahedron (11:15:11 PM): yea some old dead guy
LeSeptieme (11:15:12 PM): THEY LIE
Icee Lilly (11:15:23 PM): I heard two people criticized her!
Icee Lilly (11:15:31 PM): AND THEY BITCHED WHEN SHE DELETED THEIR REVIEWS.
lynxgriffin (11:15:34 PM): WHY? He stuff is BRILLIANT
Icee Lilly (11:15:35 PM): I would have flamed their ass!
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:15:40 PM): FOR SHAME!
lynxgriffin (11:15:50 PM): I heard those stupid fuckers Lynx and Tegu even SPORKED that fic!
LeSeptieme (11:15:55 PM): ohohoh u remember that one fic?
NightblitzWakka (11:15:56 PM): PEOPLE ARE SOOO UPTIGHT
NightblitzWakka (11:16:01 PM): Oh gawd not Lynx and Tegu.
LeSeptieme (11:16:04 PM): the one with crystal?
Icee Lilly (11:16:05 PM): God.
LeSeptieme (11:16:08 PM): remember that one?
NightblitzWakka (11:16:08 PM): They always make everything worse!
ImaDodecahedron (11:16:09 PM): sporking is just another form of hate speech
Icee Lilly (11:16:12 PM): OH MY GOD.
ImaDodecahedron (11:16:13 PM): its unconstitutional
lynxgriffin (11:16:15 PM): *nod nod* so true
Icee Lilly (11:16:16 PM): ALBA'S DONE IT AGAIN.
lynxgriffin (11:16:22 PM): and it's UnChristian!
NightblitzWakka (11:16:24 PM): WHAT'D SHE DO NOW?
Icee Lilly (11:16:27 PM): Her fucking Saix is TOTALLY hooking up with Vexen!
Icee Lilly (11:16:30 PM): THAT'S SO WRONG.
NightblitzWakka (11:16:33 PM): OH
NightblitzWakka (11:16:34 PM): MY
NightblitzWakka (11:16:35 PM): GOD
Icee Lilly (11:16:35 PM): It's not RAPE, EITHER.
LeSeptieme (11:16:39 PM): NO
NightblitzWakka (11:16:43 PM): We know Saix is in love with Xemnas!
NightblitzWakka (11:16:45 PM): WE KNOW
LeSeptieme (11:16:47 PM): you cant do that without rape!
lynxgriffin (11:16:47 PM): it's not good without rape!!!
NightblitzWakka (11:16:57 PM): Saix needs to rape that skinny old man ass now.
NightblitzWakka (11:16:59 PM): RIGHT NOW.
ImaDodecahedron (11:17:03 PM): Ewwww hehehehehe
LeSeptieme (11:17:04 PM): TTLY.
lynxgriffin (11:17:05 PM): WITHOUT LUBE
NightblitzWakka (11:17:06 PM): Can't people do anything right.
Icee Lilly (11:17:09 PM): So
Icee Lilly (11:17:19 PM): Oh my god
Icee Lilly (11:17:20 PM): EW
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:17:21 PM): RAPE MAKER EVRYTING SO TWAGIC! DD
Icee Lilly (11:17:22 PM): This group
lynxgriffin (11:17:25 PM): yeah?
ImaDodecahedron (11:17:27 PM): ?
LeSeptieme (11:17:30 PM): yeah?
NightblitzWakka (11:17:33 PM): What? :O
Icee Lilly (11:17:38 PM): it has Xigbar/Demyx
Icee Lilly (11:17:44 PM): WHAT THE HELL
NightblitzWakka (11:17:48 PM): NO WAY
Icee Lilly (11:17:49 PM): XIGBAR IS OLD AND NASTY
NightblitzWakka (11:17:54 PM): Xigbar is so UGLYYYY
ImaDodecahedron (11:18:01 PM): I saw someone do it good but it was raep.
ImaDodecahedron (11:18:04 PM): which makes sense
NightblitzWakka (11:18:09 PM): Demyx needs to hook up with Roxas and Axel.
LeSeptieme (11:18:15 PM): OMG TTLY
NightblitzWakka (11:18:17 PM): Or Zexion!
Icee Lilly (11:18:20 PM): I WOULD READ THAT
NightblitzWakka (11:18:21 PM): It'd be SOOOO CUTE
Icee Lilly (11:18:24 PM): Zexion's so emoooo
LeSeptieme (11:18:24 PM): or all of them!
NightblitzWakka (11:18:28 PM): YES
NightblitzWakka (11:18:30 PM): ALL OF THEM
Icee Lilly (11:18:37 PM): Demyx sings emo songs
LeSeptieme (11:18:43 PM): LIKE MCR
ImaDodecahedron (11:18:45 PM): he's ttly in an emo band
NightblitzWakka (11:18:48 PM): Soooo kawaii desu NEEE!!!!!! ^_____^
LeSeptieme (11:18:48 PM): DEMYX TTLY SINGS MCR
Icee Lilly (11:18:48 PM): Yeah
ImaDodecahedron (11:19:00 PM): hay guys
LeSeptieme (11:19:04 PM): yeah?
NightblitzWakka (11:19:07 PM): wut?
ImaDodecahedron (11:19:09 PM): do u know jidane?
lynxgriffin (11:19:14 PM): OMFG
lynxgriffin (11:19:16 PM): HER ART IS SO PRETTy
Icee Lilly (11:19:20 PM): OMG I HEART HER
ImaDodecahedron (11:19:20 PM): OMG YEA
LeSeptieme (11:19:22 PM): <33333333333333333333333
NightblitzWakka (11:19:24 PM): OMG YESSSS
Icee Lilly (11:19:24 PM): What about Jantra?!
Icee Lilly (11:19:29 PM): JANTRA'S A FUCKING SAIND
Icee Lilly (11:19:32 PM): saint!
NightblitzWakka (11:19:35 PM): SHE IS SO TALENTED
LeSeptieme (11:19:36 PM): JANTRA IS MY LOVER.
lynxgriffin (11:19:41 PM): NO SHE'S MINE YOU BITCH
NightblitzWakka (11:19:44 PM): I'm going to stalk her lol
Icee Lilly (11:19:45 PM): I'D TOTALLY DO HER
LeSeptieme (11:19:47 PM): NO DAMMIT
LeSeptieme (11:19:55 PM): SHE TTLY HIT ON ME
lynxgriffin (11:20:00 PM): SHE HIT ON ME FIRST
NightblitzWakka (11:20:05 PM): She needs to write for the next KH game srsly
lynxgriffin (11:20:08 PM): SHE SAID SHE LOOKED FORWARD TO MY REVIEWS EVERY TIME
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:08 PM): >DDD
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:12 PM): she rps w/ my firend
lynxgriffin (11:20:18 PM): OMG *jealous*
NightblitzWakka (11:20:19 PM): NO WAI
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:20 PM): its so hot
LeSeptieme (11:20:23 PM): NO WAI
Icee Lilly (11:20:23 PM): OMG
Icee Lilly (11:20:27 PM): YOU LUCKY BITCH
lynxgriffin (11:20:28 PM): is there lots of manporns?
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:30 PM): hehehehe
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:32 PM): OMG YEA
LeSeptieme (11:20:33 PM): there should be
LeSeptieme (11:20:35 PM): YEAH
lynxgriffin (11:20:36 PM): SCORE
Icee Lilly (11:20:47 PM): Do you get to watch them roleplay?
Icee Lilly (11:20:57 PM): I'm such a bad roleplayer
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:58 PM): yeah i did
LeSeptieme (11:21:00 PM): OMG i'd ttly buy tickets
NightblitzWakka (11:21:00 PM): Demyx should get raped by Saix. And axel? makes it better with SEX.
Icee Lilly (11:21:07 PM): I look up to them.
Icee Lilly (11:21:11 PM): I want to RP like them.
lynxgriffin (11:21:15 PM): I wish I could write that well...
Icee Lilly (11:21:16 PM): But I'm really bad.
LeSeptieme (11:21:18 PM): OMG ME TOO
Icee Lilly (11:21:25 PM): But I'm better than that Alba idiot!
NightblitzWakka (11:21:25 PM): i'm sooo envious
lynxgriffin (11:21:31 PM): LYNX needs to take lessons from her
NightblitzWakka (11:21:34 PM): ANYONE is better than ALBA.
Icee Lilly (11:21:37 PM): I KNOW.
lynxgriffin (11:21:39 PM): she puts DISNEY in her fics!
lynxgriffin (11:21:44 PM): and writes SORA/KAIRI SMUT
NightblitzWakka (11:21:45 PM): EWWW DISNEY
lynxgriffin (11:21:47 PM): IT'S SO GROSS
LeSeptieme (11:21:48 PM): Disney is for baybeez!
ImaDodecahedron (11:21:52 PM): omg yea
ImaDodecahedron (11:21:55 PM): I mean
ImaDodecahedron (11:21:58 PM): RATED G PPL
Icee Lilly (11:22:01 PM): Oh my GOD.
Icee Lilly (11:22:02 PM): Raina!
NightblitzWakka (11:22:03 PM): Disney is for losers.
ImaDodecahedron (11:22:06 PM): GOD
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:22:09 PM): BLASPHEMY! DISNEY SUX!
Icee Lilly (11:22:12 PM): SHE HAS DONALD, GOOFY, AND MICKEY IN HER DAMN AU
LeSeptieme (11:22:15 PM): TTLY
Icee Lilly (11:22:20 PM): And they aren't BISHOUNEN
lynxgriffin (11:22:20 PM): KH would be so much better is they took out the Disney and put in more FF LOL
lynxgriffin (11:22:25 PM): WHY NOT
Icee Lilly (11:22:29 PM): I don't KNOW
lynxgriffin (11:22:31 PM): GOOFY IS UGLY AND STUPID
Icee Lilly (11:22:34 PM): AND SHE HAS RIKU/KAIRI TOO
NightblitzWakka (11:22:35 PM): Mickey isn't even boning Riku, is he!
Icee Lilly (11:22:35 PM): EWWW
lynxgriffin (11:22:37 PM): and Donald has a STUPID AND RETARDED BRAIN
ImaDodecahedron (11:22:43 PM): Its all filler anyways
ImaDodecahedron (11:22:46 PM): who likes filler
Icee Lilly (11:22:47 PM): RIKU HATES KAIRI
NightblitzWakka (11:22:48 PM): Mickey is no good without screwing Riku.
lynxgriffin (11:22:48 PM): for srs
NightblitzWakka (11:22:51 PM): He's so useless otherwise.
lynxgriffin (11:22:57 PM): filler = suxxors
Icee Lilly (11:23:09 PM): How the hell can she put Riku/Kairi and leave Sora by himself?!
lynxgriffin (11:23:26 PM): OMG HOW HORRIBLE
Icee Lilly (11:23:29 PM): Oh my god, Lynx wrote a fic once too.
Icee Lilly (11:23:34 PM): Kairi was actually PREGNANT.
LeSeptieme (11:23:34 PM): NO WAI
lynxgriffin (11:23:35 PM): Riku and Kairi have as much chemistry as a rock and a twig!
Icee Lilly (11:23:36 PM): EEEEEW
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:37 PM): ...
lynxgriffin (11:23:37 PM): IE NONE
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:40 PM): WHAT
lynxgriffin (11:23:41 PM): OMFG PREGNANT
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:43 PM): WHY
LeSeptieme (11:23:46 PM): EWWWWWWWWw
lynxgriffin (11:23:47 PM): I THINK I WILL THROW UP
NightblitzWakka (11:23:47 PM): NOT AN M-PREG?!?!?!
Icee Lilly (11:23:49 PM): NO
NightblitzWakka (11:23:50 PM): OH EW
Icee Lilly (11:23:53 PM): WTF!
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:59 PM): who would want a girl pregnant
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:02 PM): a FETISHIST
lynxgriffin (11:24:07 PM): YES
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:08 PM): a GROSS fetishist
lynxgriffin (11:24:14 PM): gross people with nothing better to do!
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:18 PM): not cool fetishes hehehehee
lynxgriffin (11:24:23 PM): except look at pregnant woman ON THE INTERNET
Icee Lilly (11:24:23 PM): Kairi's so ugly.
lynxgriffin (11:24:27 PM): and a prep
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:43 PM): and a slut
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:45 PM): i mean
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:56 PM): you can swivel the camera and look up her skirt
Icee Lilly (11:24:57 PM): The only girl I approve of in KH is Enolahsx.
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:59 PM): TOTAL H0R
Icee Lilly (11:25:04 PM): lol sometimes i misspell her name.
lynxgriffin (11:25:07 PM): she' s SOOOO KEWL
lynxgriffin (11:25:09 PM): she has a panther!
lynxgriffin (11:25:25 PM): except sometimes she breaks up AkuRoku but it's okay 'cause she has wings
Icee Lilly (11:25:40 PM): AND Axel totally has two kids.
NightblitzWakka (11:25:45 PM): i dunno i really love hikarix.
NightblitzWakka (11:25:50 PM): she's so gorgeous.
lynxgriffin (11:25:59 PM): and ttly original
NightblitzWakka (11:26:01 PM): and she has the element of LOVE
Icee Lilly (11:26:02 PM): But she's so sexy with Sumeryx.
NightblitzWakka (11:26:04 PM): u cant beet that
lynxgriffin (11:26:09 PM): but they're lesbians EWWWWWW
Icee Lilly (11:26:14 PM): O YEAH
Icee Lilly (11:26:16 PM): YURI SUX.
NightblitzWakka (11:26:19 PM): GIRL LOVE NEVER HAPPENS
NightblitzWakka (11:26:20 PM): NEVER
lynxgriffin (11:26:22 PM): NO DICK = NO GOOD
ImaDodecahedron (11:26:23 PM): theyre cool but theyll never be as fool as ffx orignal girls


...And then at that point it kind of devloved into something else. XD BUT I DIED LAUGHING.

[livejournal.com profile] ryuuzoku_aya, I AM SORRY YOU MISSED THE ORGY. WE HAD A BLOW-UP DOLL OF YOU INSTEAD. D:

[identity profile] ryuuzoku-aya.livejournal.com 2007-02-15 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
CURSED COMMUTE! If I didn't have to get up at godforsaken 5:30! >:(

[identity profile] princealia.livejournal.com 2007-02-15 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I fucking love you guys XDDDD But what's sad is on some distant corner of the universe, some people are probably having the same conversation but meaning every word.

Icee Lilly (11:11:18 PM): AXEL/ROXAS IS CANON Y/Y

Aaand that almost made me wake up my roomate because I laughed so hard XDDD TTLY CANON 4EVA <3

[identity profile] grazie.livejournal.com 2007-02-15 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I~ only live to serve!

[identity profile] sir-snarksalot.livejournal.com 2007-02-15 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:21 PM): how should i kill her nect
lynxgriffin (11:13:25 PM): WOOD CHIPPER
LeSeptieme (11:13:30 PM): ALLIGATORS
Icee Lilly (11:13:32 PM): Oh my God, Sora/Riku, with kairi being eaten by a heartless Y/Y
lynxgriffin (11:13:35 PM): she stumbles into a wood chipper and gets torn up!
LeSeptieme (11:13:37 PM): YYYYYYYY


OMG, laughing my ass off *in* seminar. Now people are staring. But still, oh so funny.