LF Torture Update

And now, a new update on my quest to finish this bloody mess:

- Have just finished chapter twenty-four. Eyes have bled out of skull. Am now reading with ears instead. Expect to go deaf by chapter thirty. Have soul on IV drip. Signs do not look good.
- aphonetic, you were partially right. Xemnas rapes Namine. Wanted to punch someone through the internet at that point.
- THEY SAID GODDESS AGAIN. RIKU IS A PART OF THE SECRET ORGANIZATION FOR WICCA AS THE OFFICIAL RELIGION OF THE ORGANIZATION.
- Oh God, the Riku/Roxas sex from nowhere. Why?
- The Marluxia/Xigbar sex from the son of nowhere. Why part two?
- In the sporking, there needs to be something bad that happens every time someone says "you/he/someone makes me feel like I have a heart." Like, something really awful. What I don't know.
- This joke needs to be made at some point:
Xigbar: Congratulations, Demyx! You just got your heart back! What are you going to do next?
Demyx: *hands in the air* I'm going to DISNEY WORLD!
Axel: We ARE in Disney World!
- Calls chapter twenty-two, and wants the Doctor and Rose to be guest sporkers. Mostly because I have ( these lines )

that I want to make. Does anyone else besides yamikonumber7 know Doctor Who enough to partner? (Since there's lots of sex in that chapter.) Can also be serious sporking lulz on that part since Marluxia keeps calling Vexen "my Rose."

Further bulletins as events warrant.


In other news:
Arrgh, financial aid! I got accepted for a Sallie Mae loan, but my co-borrower got denied! How does that work? XP Anyways, I'm going to ask my grandparents if they can sign instead this weekend. Uuuugh, I want this to work out... *hates money*

Drawing: Drew some yesterday; finished the prize thing!

Writing: More on fic!