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lynxgriffin) wrote2007-02-14 10:48 pm
lynxgriffin) wrote2007-02-14 10:48 pm
I CAN SPEAK FANBRAT
Holy crap. I about peed myself laughing at this, so I'm going to post it here for posterity and lulz.
Seven of us were having a chat on up-and-coming sporkings, and once we got business out of the way, the conversation turned into SHEER MADNESS. (Aya had left by then.)
The cast:
LynxGriffin = myself,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lynxgriffin
Icee Lilly =aphonetic
NightblitzWakka =alba_aulbath
LeSeptieme =yamikonumber7
ImaDodecahedron =tegurunrampant
Kingdmhearts1214 =ligtness
EternalDragonAya =ryuuzoku_aya (not present)
Icee Lilly (10:59:13 PM): We also got to talking about who we don't like in fandom. XD
LeSeptieme (10:59:20 PM): oh great.
LeSeptieme (10:59:25 PM): who's on the shit list?
NightblitzWakka (10:59:26 PM): I don't like that one girl. What was her name?
NightblitzWakka (10:59:28 PM): But god.
NightblitzWakka (10:59:31 PM): I think her name is Lynx.
NightblitzWakka (10:59:36 PM): She thinks she's sooooo smart.
Icee Lilly (10:59:38 PM): I sooo wanted to make that KH anonymeme, but Lynx talked me out of it. D:
LeSeptieme (10:59:41 PM): oh, I know.
lynxgriffin (10:59:42 PM): but she's really a bitch! D:
NightblitzWakka (10:59:48 PM): I KNOW
LeSeptieme (10:59:55 PM): it's just awful!
NightblitzWakka (11:00:03 PM): If I ever meet that Lynx on the street, I will punch her!
Icee Lilly (11:00:05 PM): Dude, but what about that Alba girl?
lynxgriffin (11:00:10 PM): she is an INTERNET TERRORIST
NightblitzWakka (11:00:14 PM): Oh man, I heard about her.
Icee Lilly (11:00:16 PM): Can you believe she had Saix make LEMON SQUARES?
NightblitzWakka (11:00:20 PM): I KNOW
lynxgriffin (11:00:21 PM): WHUT
LeSeptieme (11:00:21 PM): HOMOPHOBES, the lot of them.
lynxgriffin (11:00:22 PM): MADNESS
NightblitzWakka (11:00:23 PM): GOD
Icee Lilly (11:00:24 PM): When he should be RAPING people?!
LeSeptieme (11:00:31 PM): I KNOW!
NightblitzWakka (11:00:31 PM): And being a WEREWOLF.
Icee Lilly (11:00:36 PM): I KNOW.
lynxgriffin (11:00:37 PM): and RAPING WEREWOLVES.
ImaDodecahedron (11:00:38 PM): :o
NightblitzWakka (11:00:40 PM): WE KNOW SAIX IS A WEREWOLF
LeSeptieme (11:00:43 PM): What happened to the good old-fashioned fuzzy rape?
Icee Lilly (11:00:44 PM): And the cat obsession. WTF.
lynxgriffin (11:00:53 PM): that is soooo OOC!
Icee Lilly (11:01:05 PM): That whole group sucked.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:09 PM): Alba? Thinks she's so fucking talented.
Icee Lilly (11:01:10 PM): They totally weren't funny.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:13 PM): But she's NOT.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:17 PM): Egotistical BITCH.
lynxgriffin (11:01:27 PM): she should be KICKED IN THE FACE.
ImaDodecahedron (11:01:30 PM): And Tegu is just an elitist bitch.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:32 PM): SHE SHOULD
NightblitzWakka (11:01:40 PM): Oh man, don't get me started on Tegu.
Icee Lilly (11:01:41 PM): I mean, Demyx tried to take over the castle!
Icee Lilly (11:01:46 PM): WE KNOW HE HAS NO SPINE.
Icee Lilly (11:01:50 PM): He can't coup a castle!
lynxgriffin (11:01:54 PM): Tegu is the biggest elitist bitch I've ever seen!
ImaDodecahedron (11:01:59 PM): Tolstoy could come back from the DEAD to write fanfic and she would STILL hate it.
Icee Lilly (11:02:01 PM): Oooooooh good LORD.
lynxgriffin (11:02:02 PM): she even thinks Marluxia is STRAIGHT.
Icee Lilly (11:02:11 PM): And who the hell wants XALDIN PORN?
NightblitzWakka (11:02:12 PM): Oh please.
LeSeptieme (11:02:14 PM): *gasp*
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:02:16 PM): OH NOEZ.
lynxgriffin (11:02:18 PM): *gag*
LeSeptieme (11:02:19 PM): Say it isn't so!
lynxgriffin (11:02:26 PM): those sideburns are FUGLY
ImaDodecahedron (11:02:32 PM): For SRS.
NightblitzWakka (11:02:35 PM): Marluxia is the most flowery, flaming, high-heel wearing, Vexen-fucking GAY MAN EVER.
NightblitzWakka (11:02:44 PM): God. Xaldin is so ugly.
lynxgriffin (11:02:46 PM): DAMN STRAIGHT...I MEAN GAY
Icee Lilly (11:02:47 PM): Yeah, and he's totally raping people with Saix.
Icee Lilly (11:02:53 PM): But I don't want to see that porn.
NightblitzWakka (11:02:56 PM): And he'd NEVER be a captain of a pirate ship.
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:06 PM): It's much better when Axel consoles them after Xaldinraep.
NightblitzWakka (11:03:07 PM): Captain Fuckin' Xaldin? Who came up with THAT shit?
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:10 PM): With buttsex.
Icee Lilly (11:03:12 PM): Oh my GOD.
lynxgriffin (11:03:21 PM): No no no! You're gonna break up the AkuRoku OTP!
lynxgriffin (11:03:26 PM): which, as we all know, is the ONLY CANON SHIP
LeSeptieme (11:03:28 PM): Like Kairi did?
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:29 PM): omg right
lynxgriffin (11:03:32 PM): and maybe SoRi is canon!
NightblitzWakka (11:03:32 PM): And Namine.
lynxgriffin (11:03:33 PM): YES
Icee Lilly (11:03:34 PM): OH MY GOD.
lynxgriffin (11:03:37 PM): KAIRI BREAKS UP AKUROKU
NightblitzWakka (11:03:38 PM): Namine totally breaks them up!
LeSeptieme (11:03:38 PM): Kairi TOTALLY breaks up AkuRoku.
lynxgriffin (11:03:39 PM): WHAT A BITCH
NightblitzWakka (11:03:40 PM): THAT BITCH
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:40 PM): THAT NAMINE WENCH
LeSeptieme (11:03:44 PM): It's, like, totally all her fault.
NightblitzWakka (11:03:50 PM): GOD all the girls? Are bitches.
Icee Lilly (11:03:50 PM): Speaking of bad AkuRoku shippers, what about that Raina?!
Icee Lilly (11:03:54 PM): She's SO STUPID.
LeSeptieme (11:04:02 PM): Can't STAND her.
lynxgriffin (11:04:04 PM): WHAT A NUTJOB
LeSeptieme (11:04:05 PM): homigod.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:06 PM): She is SO perving on Marluxia but Vexen will get her you'll see.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:19 PM): OMg man.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:26 PM): And she thinks she can write AUs.
NightblitzWakka (11:04:29 PM): Jasmine interfered with Genie and Aladdin's love! And Larxene? SO FUCKING USELESS.
NightblitzWakka (11:04:31 PM): Oh jeez, Raina.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:38 PM): EVERYONE KNOWS
Icee Lilly (11:04:39 PM): Yeah. Her AU sucks.
NightblitzWakka (11:04:44 PM): She's such a suck-up and needs to just grow a fuckin' spine already.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:50 PM): AUs take place in HIGH SCHOOL DUHHHHHHHHHHH
Icee Lilly (11:04:54 PM): I know!
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:04:59 PM): AND didn't you know? Vexen's totally an old geezer!
lynxgriffin (11:05:15 PM): and is TTLY perving on Riku!
LeSeptieme (11:05:24 PM): And Lexaeus? omg he's sooooooooooo stupid!
NightblitzWakka (11:05:27 PM): He molests ALL children.
Icee Lilly (11:05:29 PM): OMG.
ImaDodecahedron (11:05:38 PM): AND AND AND there's this one cat. Lynx.
Icee Lilly (11:05:38 PM): You know what? I know this Vexen fan.
LeSeptieme (11:05:46 PM): no wai.
Icee Lilly (11:05:46 PM): OMG, CIRCLE, WHAT.
ImaDodecahedron (11:05:50 PM): She actually LIKES old Ansem.
LeSeptieme (11:05:52 PM): there's actually, like, a Vexen fan?
LeSeptieme (11:05:56 PM): NOOOOOO.
NightblitzWakka (11:05:59 PM): NO WAY
LeSeptieme (11:06:00 PM): no waiiii!
Icee Lilly (11:06:07 PM): OMG.
ImaDodecahedron (11:06:10 PM): AND she likes Yen SId!
Icee Lilly (11:06:13 PM): CHRISTOPHER LEE IS NOT IMPRESSED.
LeSeptieme (11:06:14 PM): NO.
LeSeptieme (11:06:19 PM): that old geezer?
ImaDodecahedron (11:06:20 PM): She's such a pervy old- man fancier.
LeSeptieme (11:06:28 PM): it's all his fault Sora's such a brat!
ImaDodecahedron (11:06:32 PM): I bet she's secretly like 56 and bearded.
Icee Lilly (11:06:33 PM): I still say she doesn't compare to Alba.
Icee Lilly (11:06:37 PM): What the hell.
Icee Lilly (11:06:40 PM): Her Saix.
LeSeptieme (11:06:42 PM): I mean, he TTLY lied about the orgynization!
Icee Lilly (11:06:45 PM): Gets me EVERY fucking time.
NightblitzWakka (11:06:45 PM): No one compares to Alba.
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:06:59 PM): What? No way! Everyone knows he brain-washed Sora! D:
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:01 PM): I dunno gaiz.
NightblitzWakka (11:07:01 PM): Alba is the biggest bitch EVER and I wish someone would finally just TELL HER OFF.
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:05 PM): I read this fic.
Icee Lilly (11:07:07 PM): Oh, did you hear about this stuck up bitch called Yamiko?
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:10 PM): It was LIKE HATE SPEECH
Icee Lilly (11:07:15 PM): She actually believes in CONCRIT.
LeSeptieme (11:07:16 PM): OH MAI GAWD I KNOW.
LeSeptieme (11:07:20 PM): *gasp*
LeSeptieme (11:07:26 PM): she's such a flamer.
LeSeptieme (11:07:30 PM): I mean, really.
lynxgriffin (11:07:31 PM): OMFG WHO COULD POSSIBLY LIKE DIZ
lynxgriffin (11:07:34 PM): HE'S EXISTENTIST
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:35 PM): It was about the DUMB UGLY GUYS
NightblitzWakka (11:07:37 PM): ONLY A LOSER
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:46 PM): and they were all OUT OF CHARACTER
Icee Lilly (11:07:46 PM): OMG.
Icee Lilly (11:07:52 PM): The Zexion is Emo song?
LeSeptieme (11:07:53 PM): honoez.
Icee Lilly (11:07:55 PM): So fucking true.
lynxgriffin (11:07:58 PM): and they were making fun of yaoi!
LeSeptieme (11:07:58 PM): oh, yeah, that one!
lynxgriffin (11:07:59 PM): WHAT BITCHES
LeSeptieme (11:08:02 PM): NO.
ImaDodecahedron (11:08:04 PM): and people LIKE her drivel.
LeSeptieme (11:08:09 PM): that shit?
ImaDodecahedron (11:08:13 PM): I tell you--yaoi fans are oppressed.
LeSeptieme (11:08:13 PM): no way.
lynxgriffin (11:08:17 PM): they totally are
LeSeptieme (11:08:19 PM): TTLY.
Icee Lilly (11:08:20 PM): Yeah.
lynxgriffin (11:08:26 PM): damn those straight fans, throwing their shitty fic everywhere!
Icee Lilly (11:08:29 PM): I read this fic the other day
Icee Lilly (11:08:34 PM): Axel and Roxas were in it
ImaDodecahedron (11:08:38 PM): <3
Icee Lilly (11:08:43 PM): and the author said it was this thing called GEN.
LeSeptieme (11:08:46 PM): they were ttly having buttsex, right?
Icee Lilly (11:08:48 PM): What the hell is GEN?
LeSeptieme (11:08:49 PM): right?
lynxgriffin (11:08:50 PM): wuh? Gen?
NightblitzWakka (11:08:51 PM): What the hell is THAT?
LeSeptieme (11:08:55 PM): ...gen?
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:01 PM): ....omg
LeSeptieme (11:09:02 PM): isn't that some geeky Star Trek show or something?
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:05 PM): Gais gen
Icee Lilly (11:09:09 PM): I think so.
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:10 PM): Gen is NO SEX fic
LeSeptieme (11:09:16 PM): *gasp*
LeSeptieme (11:09:18 PM): NO WAY.
Icee Lilly (11:09:20 PM): But she said Axel and Roxas weren't gonna fuck, too.
lynxgriffin (11:09:20 PM): then what's the damn point!
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:09:25 PM): This girl called Missy? She thinks it's stupid that everyone gets raped. OMG!
LeSeptieme (11:09:26 PM): why'd you do that?
Icee Lilly (11:09:28 PM): And Roxas was hanging around QUASIMODO.
Icee Lilly (11:09:31 PM): What the fuck?
LeSeptieme (11:09:33 PM): NO.
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:38 PM): Well fuck man.
NightblitzWakka (11:09:40 PM): GOD. I can't stand these people!
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:41 PM): I mean....
LeSeptieme (11:09:42 PM): why'd he hang around a fugly guy like that?
Icee Lilly (11:09:56 PM): I wanna smack Lynx sometimes.
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:56 PM): If Xemnas ISN'T a rapist, strike me dead where I stand,.
Icee Lilly (11:10:09 PM): She totally didn't deserve the damn mod position at KHFFR.
lynxgriffin (11:10:12 PM): and Lynx thinks she can draw! UGH. He people SUCK.
Icee Lilly (11:10:12 PM): I hate all the mods.
LeSeptieme (11:10:19 PM): I KNOW.
Icee Lilly (11:10:20 PM): But Lynx especially.
lynxgriffin (11:10:20 PM): everyone knows that people look better with NO NOSES
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:25 PM): RIGHT
lynxgriffin (11:10:27 PM): AND THEY NEED TO BE PREGNANT
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:28 PM): SO much suter.
NightblitzWakka (11:10:30 PM): And looking like WOMEN
LeSeptieme (11:10:30 PM): YEAH
lynxgriffin (11:10:31 PM): AND BE SNAKES
Icee Lilly (11:10:33 PM): She drew Xaldin and Lexaeus having SEX.
lynxgriffin (11:10:38 PM): WHAT EWWWWWWW
NightblitzWakka (11:10:40 PM): EWWWWWWW
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:46 PM): I CAN GO YOU ONE BETTER
LeSeptieme (11:10:49 PM): YUUUUUCK
LeSeptieme (11:10:53 PM): o rly.
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:58 PM): She once drew Xaldin/Vexen/Lexaeus!!!
lynxgriffin (11:10:59 PM): and she even drew them all...HAIRY
LeSeptieme (11:11:06 PM): NO
lynxgriffin (11:11:06 PM): BODY HAIR EEWEAKLDJALKS
Icee Lilly (11:11:10 PM): OMG
Icee Lilly (11:11:11 PM): GUYS
lynxgriffin (11:11:12 PM): OH GOD *gag*
LeSeptieme (11:11:14 PM): BLAAAAAGH
Icee Lilly (11:11:18 PM): AXEL/ROXAS IS CANON Y/Y
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:19 PM): ?
LeSeptieme (11:11:22 PM): Y
NightblitzWakka (11:11:22 PM): The ugliest ONES EW
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:23 PM): HELL Y
lynxgriffin (11:11:25 PM): I WOULD HAVE TO SAY YES
NightblitzWakka (11:11:25 PM): Seriously.
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:11:26 PM): Someone believes guys getting pregnant is stupid! :O
LeSeptieme (11:11:31 PM): no.
LeSeptieme (11:11:33 PM): no way.
lynxgriffin (11:11:36 PM): but OMG it's the cutest thing evar!
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:37 PM): They're just homophobes u know.
Icee Lilly (11:11:40 PM): I think that Raina bitch said that once!
LeSeptieme (11:11:40 PM): guys pregnant is ttly awesome!
NightblitzWakka (11:11:42 PM): SO OPPRESIVE
lynxgriffin (11:11:42 PM): Everyone knows you can't have true love without babies!
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:44 PM): u should ignore them.
Icee Lilly (11:11:48 PM): Guys getting pregnant being stupid, my ass!
Icee Lilly (11:11:52 PM): And she's such a fucking flamer!
lynxgriffin (11:12:14 PM): flamers SUCK. They're complete asnine folls!
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:20 PM): And Alba is horrible.
LeSeptieme (11:12:21 PM): I KNOW.
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:25 PM): k so you know my fic
lynxgriffin (11:12:30 PM): yeh
LeSeptieme (11:12:34 PM): they ttly said my Sora/Roxas/Axel fic was crap!
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:34 PM): wher kairi dies alot (hehehehehe)
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:41 PM): SHE CALLED ME A SEXIST
NightblitzWakka (11:12:42 PM): hahahaha
LeSeptieme (11:12:45 PM): o yeah that one.
NightblitzWakka (11:12:47 PM): OH MAN
LeSeptieme (11:12:49 PM): that's a good one.
NightblitzWakka (11:12:50 PM): THAT ALBA D:
lynxgriffin (11:12:51 PM): that one is so sexy
Icee Lilly (11:12:54 PM): Kairi should die Y/Y
LeSeptieme (11:12:56 PM): Y
NightblitzWakka (11:12:58 PM): Y
LeSeptieme (11:13:00 PM): TTLY Y
lynxgriffin (11:13:02 PM): YES TIMES A MILLION
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:13:04 PM): Y
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:06 PM): Y
lynxgriffin (11:13:10 PM): AND ONE
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:15 PM): k k i need ideas
LeSeptieme (11:13:19 PM): liek what?
lynxgriffin (11:13:21 PM): yeah?
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:21 PM): how should i kill her nect
lynxgriffin (11:13:25 PM): WOOD CHIPPER
LeSeptieme (11:13:30 PM): ALLIGATORS
Icee Lilly (11:13:32 PM): Oh my God, Sora/Riku, with kairi being eaten by a heartless Y/Y
lynxgriffin (11:13:35 PM): she stumbles into a wood chipper and gets torn up!
LeSeptieme (11:13:37 PM): YYYYYYYY
lynxgriffin (11:13:39 PM): YES/YES
NightblitzWakka (11:13:40 PM): riku shoots her and saves sora from her!
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:42 PM): OMG YESSSSS
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:13:46 PM): BURNING TO DEATH!
lynxgriffin (11:13:52 PM): and they live happily ever after!
Icee Lilly (11:13:55 PM): I like that!
lynxgriffin (11:13:55 PM): ALTHOUGH OMG
NightblitzWakka (11:14:00 PM): <3 <3 <3 <3 YEEEES
LeSeptieme (11:14:01 PM): OMG what?
lynxgriffin (11:14:04 PM): I READ THIS REALLY SAD FIC BUT IT WUZ SOOOOO GUD
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:09 PM): D: rly?
LeSeptieme (11:14:11 PM): which one?
Icee Lilly (11:14:11 PM): Did you know that idiot Raina hates Sora/Riku?!
NightblitzWakka (11:14:15 PM): o rly
lynxgriffin (11:14:18 PM): where Riku strangles Sora cuz Sora's in love with Kairi!
LeSeptieme (11:14:19 PM): ya rly!
Icee Lilly (11:14:20 PM): Who the fuck hates Sora/Riku and loves Axel/Roxas?!
lynxgriffin (11:14:25 PM): and he cuts off his peenie, too!
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:28 PM): OMG
LeSeptieme (11:14:30 PM): I READ THAT ONE.
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:30 PM): DDDD:
lynxgriffin (11:14:33 PM): BUT IT'S BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM
NightblitzWakka (11:14:33 PM): SO TRAGIC
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:34 PM): SO MOVING
lynxgriffin (11:14:39 PM): SUCH BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE
NightblitzWakka (11:14:39 PM): SOOOO IC
LeSeptieme (11:14:39 PM): that was ttly sweet.
Icee Lilly (11:14:41 PM): I'M SO TURNED ON
LeSeptieme (11:14:44 PM): it made me cry
lynxgriffin (11:14:44 PM): ME TOO
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:46 PM): She was so poetic.
LeSeptieme (11:14:48 PM): ME THREE
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:14:56 PM): ME FOUR!
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:59 PM): Somone accused her of plagiraising.
lynxgriffin (11:15:02 PM): her poetry even sounded like Alexander Pope it was THAT GOOD
lynxgriffin (11:15:03 PM): WHAT
Icee Lilly (11:15:09 PM): They're idiots.
lynxgriffin (11:15:10 PM): all these stupid people accusing of plagiarism!
ImaDodecahedron (11:15:11 PM): yea some old dead guy
LeSeptieme (11:15:12 PM): THEY LIE
Icee Lilly (11:15:23 PM): I heard two people criticized her!
Icee Lilly (11:15:31 PM): AND THEY BITCHED WHEN SHE DELETED THEIR REVIEWS.
lynxgriffin (11:15:34 PM): WHY? He stuff is BRILLIANT
Icee Lilly (11:15:35 PM): I would have flamed their ass!
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:15:40 PM): FOR SHAME!
lynxgriffin (11:15:50 PM): I heard those stupid fuckers Lynx and Tegu even SPORKED that fic!
LeSeptieme (11:15:55 PM): ohohoh u remember that one fic?
NightblitzWakka (11:15:56 PM): PEOPLE ARE SOOO UPTIGHT
NightblitzWakka (11:16:01 PM): Oh gawd not Lynx and Tegu.
LeSeptieme (11:16:04 PM): the one with crystal?
Icee Lilly (11:16:05 PM): God.
LeSeptieme (11:16:08 PM): remember that one?
NightblitzWakka (11:16:08 PM): They always make everything worse!
ImaDodecahedron (11:16:09 PM): sporking is just another form of hate speech
Icee Lilly (11:16:12 PM): OH MY GOD.
ImaDodecahedron (11:16:13 PM): its unconstitutional
lynxgriffin (11:16:15 PM): *nod nod* so true
Icee Lilly (11:16:16 PM): ALBA'S DONE IT AGAIN.
lynxgriffin (11:16:22 PM): and it's UnChristian!
NightblitzWakka (11:16:24 PM): WHAT'D SHE DO NOW?
Icee Lilly (11:16:27 PM): Her fucking Saix is TOTALLY hooking up with Vexen!
Icee Lilly (11:16:30 PM): THAT'S SO WRONG.
NightblitzWakka (11:16:33 PM): OH
NightblitzWakka (11:16:34 PM): MY
NightblitzWakka (11:16:35 PM): GOD
Icee Lilly (11:16:35 PM): It's not RAPE, EITHER.
LeSeptieme (11:16:39 PM): NO
NightblitzWakka (11:16:43 PM): We know Saix is in love with Xemnas!
NightblitzWakka (11:16:45 PM): WE KNOW
LeSeptieme (11:16:47 PM): you cant do that without rape!
lynxgriffin (11:16:47 PM): it's not good without rape!!!
NightblitzWakka (11:16:57 PM): Saix needs to rape that skinny old man ass now.
NightblitzWakka (11:16:59 PM): RIGHT NOW.
ImaDodecahedron (11:17:03 PM): Ewwww hehehehehe
LeSeptieme (11:17:04 PM): TTLY.
lynxgriffin (11:17:05 PM): WITHOUT LUBE
NightblitzWakka (11:17:06 PM): Can't people do anything right.
Icee Lilly (11:17:09 PM): So
Icee Lilly (11:17:19 PM): Oh my god
Icee Lilly (11:17:20 PM): EW
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:17:21 PM): RAPE MAKER EVRYTING SO TWAGIC! DD
Icee Lilly (11:17:22 PM): This group
lynxgriffin (11:17:25 PM): yeah?
ImaDodecahedron (11:17:27 PM): ?
LeSeptieme (11:17:30 PM): yeah?
NightblitzWakka (11:17:33 PM): What? :O
Icee Lilly (11:17:38 PM): it has Xigbar/Demyx
Icee Lilly (11:17:44 PM): WHAT THE HELL
NightblitzWakka (11:17:48 PM): NO WAY
Icee Lilly (11:17:49 PM): XIGBAR IS OLD AND NASTY
NightblitzWakka (11:17:54 PM): Xigbar is so UGLYYYY
ImaDodecahedron (11:18:01 PM): I saw someone do it good but it was raep.
ImaDodecahedron (11:18:04 PM): which makes sense
NightblitzWakka (11:18:09 PM): Demyx needs to hook up with Roxas and Axel.
LeSeptieme (11:18:15 PM): OMG TTLY
NightblitzWakka (11:18:17 PM): Or Zexion!
Icee Lilly (11:18:20 PM): I WOULD READ THAT
NightblitzWakka (11:18:21 PM): It'd be SOOOO CUTE
Icee Lilly (11:18:24 PM): Zexion's so emoooo
LeSeptieme (11:18:24 PM): or all of them!
NightblitzWakka (11:18:28 PM): YES
NightblitzWakka (11:18:30 PM): ALL OF THEM
Icee Lilly (11:18:37 PM): Demyx sings emo songs
LeSeptieme (11:18:43 PM): LIKE MCR
ImaDodecahedron (11:18:45 PM): he's ttly in an emo band
NightblitzWakka (11:18:48 PM): Soooo kawaii desu NEEE!!!!!! ^_____^
LeSeptieme (11:18:48 PM): DEMYX TTLY SINGS MCR
Icee Lilly (11:18:48 PM): Yeah
ImaDodecahedron (11:19:00 PM): hay guys
LeSeptieme (11:19:04 PM): yeah?
NightblitzWakka (11:19:07 PM): wut?
ImaDodecahedron (11:19:09 PM): do u know jidane?
lynxgriffin (11:19:14 PM): OMFG
lynxgriffin (11:19:16 PM): HER ART IS SO PRETTy
Icee Lilly (11:19:20 PM): OMG I HEART HER
ImaDodecahedron (11:19:20 PM): OMG YEA
LeSeptieme (11:19:22 PM): <33333333333333333333333
NightblitzWakka (11:19:24 PM): OMG YESSSS
Icee Lilly (11:19:24 PM): What about Jantra?!
Icee Lilly (11:19:29 PM): JANTRA'S A FUCKING SAIND
Icee Lilly (11:19:32 PM): saint!
NightblitzWakka (11:19:35 PM): SHE IS SO TALENTED
LeSeptieme (11:19:36 PM): JANTRA IS MY LOVER.
lynxgriffin (11:19:41 PM): NO SHE'S MINE YOU BITCH
NightblitzWakka (11:19:44 PM): I'm going to stalk her lol
Icee Lilly (11:19:45 PM): I'D TOTALLY DO HER
LeSeptieme (11:19:47 PM): NO DAMMIT
LeSeptieme (11:19:55 PM): SHE TTLY HIT ON ME
lynxgriffin (11:20:00 PM): SHE HIT ON ME FIRST
NightblitzWakka (11:20:05 PM): She needs to write for the next KH game srsly
lynxgriffin (11:20:08 PM): SHE SAID SHE LOOKED FORWARD TO MY REVIEWS EVERY TIME
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:08 PM): >DDD
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:12 PM): she rps w/ my firend
lynxgriffin (11:20:18 PM): OMG *jealous*
NightblitzWakka (11:20:19 PM): NO WAI
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:20 PM): its so hot
LeSeptieme (11:20:23 PM): NO WAI
Icee Lilly (11:20:23 PM): OMG
Icee Lilly (11:20:27 PM): YOU LUCKY BITCH
lynxgriffin (11:20:28 PM): is there lots of manporns?
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:30 PM): hehehehe
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:32 PM): OMG YEA
LeSeptieme (11:20:33 PM): there should be
LeSeptieme (11:20:35 PM): YEAH
lynxgriffin (11:20:36 PM): SCORE
Icee Lilly (11:20:47 PM): Do you get to watch them roleplay?
Icee Lilly (11:20:57 PM): I'm such a bad roleplayer
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:58 PM): yeah i did
LeSeptieme (11:21:00 PM): OMG i'd ttly buy tickets
NightblitzWakka (11:21:00 PM): Demyx should get raped by Saix. And axel? makes it better with SEX.
Icee Lilly (11:21:07 PM): I look up to them.
Icee Lilly (11:21:11 PM): I want to RP like them.
lynxgriffin (11:21:15 PM): I wish I could write that well...
Icee Lilly (11:21:16 PM): But I'm really bad.
LeSeptieme (11:21:18 PM): OMG ME TOO
Icee Lilly (11:21:25 PM): But I'm better than that Alba idiot!
NightblitzWakka (11:21:25 PM): i'm sooo envious
lynxgriffin (11:21:31 PM): LYNX needs to take lessons from her
NightblitzWakka (11:21:34 PM): ANYONE is better than ALBA.
Icee Lilly (11:21:37 PM): I KNOW.
lynxgriffin (11:21:39 PM): she puts DISNEY in her fics!
lynxgriffin (11:21:44 PM): and writes SORA/KAIRI SMUT
NightblitzWakka (11:21:45 PM): EWWW DISNEY
lynxgriffin (11:21:47 PM): IT'S SO GROSS
LeSeptieme (11:21:48 PM): Disney is for baybeez!
ImaDodecahedron (11:21:52 PM): omg yea
ImaDodecahedron (11:21:55 PM): I mean
ImaDodecahedron (11:21:58 PM): RATED G PPL
Icee Lilly (11:22:01 PM): Oh my GOD.
Icee Lilly (11:22:02 PM): Raina!
NightblitzWakka (11:22:03 PM): Disney is for losers.
ImaDodecahedron (11:22:06 PM): GOD
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:22:09 PM): BLASPHEMY! DISNEY SUX!
Icee Lilly (11:22:12 PM): SHE HAS DONALD, GOOFY, AND MICKEY IN HER DAMN AU
LeSeptieme (11:22:15 PM): TTLY
Icee Lilly (11:22:20 PM): And they aren't BISHOUNEN
lynxgriffin (11:22:20 PM): KH would be so much better is they took out the Disney and put in more FF LOL
lynxgriffin (11:22:25 PM): WHY NOT
Icee Lilly (11:22:29 PM): I don't KNOW
lynxgriffin (11:22:31 PM): GOOFY IS UGLY AND STUPID
Icee Lilly (11:22:34 PM): AND SHE HAS RIKU/KAIRI TOO
NightblitzWakka (11:22:35 PM): Mickey isn't even boning Riku, is he!
Icee Lilly (11:22:35 PM): EWWW
lynxgriffin (11:22:37 PM): and Donald has a STUPID AND RETARDED BRAIN
ImaDodecahedron (11:22:43 PM): Its all filler anyways
ImaDodecahedron (11:22:46 PM): who likes filler
Icee Lilly (11:22:47 PM): RIKU HATES KAIRI
NightblitzWakka (11:22:48 PM): Mickey is no good without screwing Riku.
lynxgriffin (11:22:48 PM): for srs
NightblitzWakka (11:22:51 PM): He's so useless otherwise.
lynxgriffin (11:22:57 PM): filler = suxxors
Icee Lilly (11:23:09 PM): How the hell can she put Riku/Kairi and leave Sora by himself?!
lynxgriffin (11:23:26 PM): OMG HOW HORRIBLE
Icee Lilly (11:23:29 PM): Oh my god, Lynx wrote a fic once too.
Icee Lilly (11:23:34 PM): Kairi was actually PREGNANT.
LeSeptieme (11:23:34 PM): NO WAI
lynxgriffin (11:23:35 PM): Riku and Kairi have as much chemistry as a rock and a twig!
Icee Lilly (11:23:36 PM): EEEEEW
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:37 PM): ...
lynxgriffin (11:23:37 PM): IE NONE
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:40 PM): WHAT
lynxgriffin (11:23:41 PM): OMFG PREGNANT
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:43 PM): WHY
LeSeptieme (11:23:46 PM): EWWWWWWWWw
lynxgriffin (11:23:47 PM): I THINK I WILL THROW UP
NightblitzWakka (11:23:47 PM): NOT AN M-PREG?!?!?!
Icee Lilly (11:23:49 PM): NO
NightblitzWakka (11:23:50 PM): OH EW
Icee Lilly (11:23:53 PM): WTF!
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:59 PM): who would want a girl pregnant
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:02 PM): a FETISHIST
lynxgriffin (11:24:07 PM): YES
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:08 PM): a GROSS fetishist
lynxgriffin (11:24:14 PM): gross people with nothing better to do!
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:18 PM): not cool fetishes hehehehee
lynxgriffin (11:24:23 PM): except look at pregnant woman ON THE INTERNET
Icee Lilly (11:24:23 PM): Kairi's so ugly.
lynxgriffin (11:24:27 PM): and a prep
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:43 PM): and a slut
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:45 PM): i mean
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:56 PM): you can swivel the camera and look up her skirt
Icee Lilly (11:24:57 PM): The only girl I approve of in KH is Enolahsx.
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:59 PM): TOTAL H0R
Icee Lilly (11:25:04 PM): lol sometimes i misspell her name.
lynxgriffin (11:25:07 PM): she' s SOOOO KEWL
lynxgriffin (11:25:09 PM): she has a panther!
lynxgriffin (11:25:25 PM): except sometimes she breaks up AkuRoku but it's okay 'cause she has wings
Icee Lilly (11:25:40 PM): AND Axel totally has two kids.
NightblitzWakka (11:25:45 PM): i dunno i really love hikarix.
NightblitzWakka (11:25:50 PM): she's so gorgeous.
lynxgriffin (11:25:59 PM): and ttly original
NightblitzWakka (11:26:01 PM): and she has the element of LOVE
Icee Lilly (11:26:02 PM): But she's so sexy with Sumeryx.
NightblitzWakka (11:26:04 PM): u cant beet that
lynxgriffin (11:26:09 PM): but they're lesbians EWWWWWW
Icee Lilly (11:26:14 PM): O YEAH
Icee Lilly (11:26:16 PM): YURI SUX.
NightblitzWakka (11:26:19 PM): GIRL LOVE NEVER HAPPENS
NightblitzWakka (11:26:20 PM): NEVER
lynxgriffin (11:26:22 PM): NO DICK = NO GOOD
ImaDodecahedron (11:26:23 PM): theyre cool but theyll never be as fool as ffx orignal girls
...And then at that point it kind of devloved into something else. XD BUT I DIED LAUGHING.
ryuuzoku_aya, I AM SORRY YOU MISSED THE ORGY. WE HAD A BLOW-UP DOLL OF YOU INSTEAD. D:
Seven of us were having a chat on up-and-coming sporkings, and once we got business out of the way, the conversation turned into SHEER MADNESS. (Aya had left by then.)
The cast:
LynxGriffin = myself,
lynxgriffinIcee Lilly =
aphoneticNightblitzWakka =
alba_aulbathLeSeptieme =
yamikonumber7ImaDodecahedron =
tegurunrampantKingdmhearts1214 =
ligtnessEternalDragonAya =
ryuuzoku_aya (not present)Icee Lilly (10:59:13 PM): We also got to talking about who we don't like in fandom. XD
LeSeptieme (10:59:20 PM): oh great.
LeSeptieme (10:59:25 PM): who's on the shit list?
NightblitzWakka (10:59:26 PM): I don't like that one girl. What was her name?
NightblitzWakka (10:59:28 PM): But god.
NightblitzWakka (10:59:31 PM): I think her name is Lynx.
NightblitzWakka (10:59:36 PM): She thinks she's sooooo smart.
Icee Lilly (10:59:38 PM): I sooo wanted to make that KH anonymeme, but Lynx talked me out of it. D:
LeSeptieme (10:59:41 PM): oh, I know.
lynxgriffin (10:59:42 PM): but she's really a bitch! D:
NightblitzWakka (10:59:48 PM): I KNOW
LeSeptieme (10:59:55 PM): it's just awful!
NightblitzWakka (11:00:03 PM): If I ever meet that Lynx on the street, I will punch her!
Icee Lilly (11:00:05 PM): Dude, but what about that Alba girl?
lynxgriffin (11:00:10 PM): she is an INTERNET TERRORIST
NightblitzWakka (11:00:14 PM): Oh man, I heard about her.
Icee Lilly (11:00:16 PM): Can you believe she had Saix make LEMON SQUARES?
NightblitzWakka (11:00:20 PM): I KNOW
lynxgriffin (11:00:21 PM): WHUT
LeSeptieme (11:00:21 PM): HOMOPHOBES, the lot of them.
lynxgriffin (11:00:22 PM): MADNESS
NightblitzWakka (11:00:23 PM): GOD
Icee Lilly (11:00:24 PM): When he should be RAPING people?!
LeSeptieme (11:00:31 PM): I KNOW!
NightblitzWakka (11:00:31 PM): And being a WEREWOLF.
Icee Lilly (11:00:36 PM): I KNOW.
lynxgriffin (11:00:37 PM): and RAPING WEREWOLVES.
ImaDodecahedron (11:00:38 PM): :o
NightblitzWakka (11:00:40 PM): WE KNOW SAIX IS A WEREWOLF
LeSeptieme (11:00:43 PM): What happened to the good old-fashioned fuzzy rape?
Icee Lilly (11:00:44 PM): And the cat obsession. WTF.
lynxgriffin (11:00:53 PM): that is soooo OOC!
Icee Lilly (11:01:05 PM): That whole group sucked.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:09 PM): Alba? Thinks she's so fucking talented.
Icee Lilly (11:01:10 PM): They totally weren't funny.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:13 PM): But she's NOT.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:17 PM): Egotistical BITCH.
lynxgriffin (11:01:27 PM): she should be KICKED IN THE FACE.
ImaDodecahedron (11:01:30 PM): And Tegu is just an elitist bitch.
NightblitzWakka (11:01:32 PM): SHE SHOULD
NightblitzWakka (11:01:40 PM): Oh man, don't get me started on Tegu.
Icee Lilly (11:01:41 PM): I mean, Demyx tried to take over the castle!
Icee Lilly (11:01:46 PM): WE KNOW HE HAS NO SPINE.
Icee Lilly (11:01:50 PM): He can't coup a castle!
lynxgriffin (11:01:54 PM): Tegu is the biggest elitist bitch I've ever seen!
ImaDodecahedron (11:01:59 PM): Tolstoy could come back from the DEAD to write fanfic and she would STILL hate it.
Icee Lilly (11:02:01 PM): Oooooooh good LORD.
lynxgriffin (11:02:02 PM): she even thinks Marluxia is STRAIGHT.
Icee Lilly (11:02:11 PM): And who the hell wants XALDIN PORN?
NightblitzWakka (11:02:12 PM): Oh please.
LeSeptieme (11:02:14 PM): *gasp*
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:02:16 PM): OH NOEZ.
lynxgriffin (11:02:18 PM): *gag*
LeSeptieme (11:02:19 PM): Say it isn't so!
lynxgriffin (11:02:26 PM): those sideburns are FUGLY
ImaDodecahedron (11:02:32 PM): For SRS.
NightblitzWakka (11:02:35 PM): Marluxia is the most flowery, flaming, high-heel wearing, Vexen-fucking GAY MAN EVER.
NightblitzWakka (11:02:44 PM): God. Xaldin is so ugly.
lynxgriffin (11:02:46 PM): DAMN STRAIGHT...I MEAN GAY
Icee Lilly (11:02:47 PM): Yeah, and he's totally raping people with Saix.
Icee Lilly (11:02:53 PM): But I don't want to see that porn.
NightblitzWakka (11:02:56 PM): And he'd NEVER be a captain of a pirate ship.
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:06 PM): It's much better when Axel consoles them after Xaldinraep.
NightblitzWakka (11:03:07 PM): Captain Fuckin' Xaldin? Who came up with THAT shit?
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:10 PM): With buttsex.
Icee Lilly (11:03:12 PM): Oh my GOD.
lynxgriffin (11:03:21 PM): No no no! You're gonna break up the AkuRoku OTP!
lynxgriffin (11:03:26 PM): which, as we all know, is the ONLY CANON SHIP
LeSeptieme (11:03:28 PM): Like Kairi did?
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:29 PM): omg right
lynxgriffin (11:03:32 PM): and maybe SoRi is canon!
NightblitzWakka (11:03:32 PM): And Namine.
lynxgriffin (11:03:33 PM): YES
Icee Lilly (11:03:34 PM): OH MY GOD.
lynxgriffin (11:03:37 PM): KAIRI BREAKS UP AKUROKU
NightblitzWakka (11:03:38 PM): Namine totally breaks them up!
LeSeptieme (11:03:38 PM): Kairi TOTALLY breaks up AkuRoku.
lynxgriffin (11:03:39 PM): WHAT A BITCH
NightblitzWakka (11:03:40 PM): THAT BITCH
ImaDodecahedron (11:03:40 PM): THAT NAMINE WENCH
LeSeptieme (11:03:44 PM): It's, like, totally all her fault.
NightblitzWakka (11:03:50 PM): GOD all the girls? Are bitches.
Icee Lilly (11:03:50 PM): Speaking of bad AkuRoku shippers, what about that Raina?!
Icee Lilly (11:03:54 PM): She's SO STUPID.
LeSeptieme (11:04:02 PM): Can't STAND her.
lynxgriffin (11:04:04 PM): WHAT A NUTJOB
LeSeptieme (11:04:05 PM): homigod.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:06 PM): She is SO perving on Marluxia but Vexen will get her you'll see.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:19 PM): OMg man.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:26 PM): And she thinks she can write AUs.
NightblitzWakka (11:04:29 PM): Jasmine interfered with Genie and Aladdin's love! And Larxene? SO FUCKING USELESS.
NightblitzWakka (11:04:31 PM): Oh jeez, Raina.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:38 PM): EVERYONE KNOWS
Icee Lilly (11:04:39 PM): Yeah. Her AU sucks.
NightblitzWakka (11:04:44 PM): She's such a suck-up and needs to just grow a fuckin' spine already.
ImaDodecahedron (11:04:50 PM): AUs take place in HIGH SCHOOL DUHHHHHHHHHHH
Icee Lilly (11:04:54 PM): I know!
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:04:59 PM): AND didn't you know? Vexen's totally an old geezer!
lynxgriffin (11:05:15 PM): and is TTLY perving on Riku!
LeSeptieme (11:05:24 PM): And Lexaeus? omg he's sooooooooooo stupid!
NightblitzWakka (11:05:27 PM): He molests ALL children.
Icee Lilly (11:05:29 PM): OMG.
ImaDodecahedron (11:05:38 PM): AND AND AND there's this one cat. Lynx.
Icee Lilly (11:05:38 PM): You know what? I know this Vexen fan.
LeSeptieme (11:05:46 PM): no wai.
Icee Lilly (11:05:46 PM): OMG, CIRCLE, WHAT.
ImaDodecahedron (11:05:50 PM): She actually LIKES old Ansem.
LeSeptieme (11:05:52 PM): there's actually, like, a Vexen fan?
LeSeptieme (11:05:56 PM): NOOOOOO.
NightblitzWakka (11:05:59 PM): NO WAY
LeSeptieme (11:06:00 PM): no waiiii!
Icee Lilly (11:06:07 PM): OMG.
ImaDodecahedron (11:06:10 PM): AND she likes Yen SId!
Icee Lilly (11:06:13 PM): CHRISTOPHER LEE IS NOT IMPRESSED.
LeSeptieme (11:06:14 PM): NO.
LeSeptieme (11:06:19 PM): that old geezer?
ImaDodecahedron (11:06:20 PM): She's such a pervy old- man fancier.
LeSeptieme (11:06:28 PM): it's all his fault Sora's such a brat!
ImaDodecahedron (11:06:32 PM): I bet she's secretly like 56 and bearded.
Icee Lilly (11:06:33 PM): I still say she doesn't compare to Alba.
Icee Lilly (11:06:37 PM): What the hell.
Icee Lilly (11:06:40 PM): Her Saix.
LeSeptieme (11:06:42 PM): I mean, he TTLY lied about the orgynization!
Icee Lilly (11:06:45 PM): Gets me EVERY fucking time.
NightblitzWakka (11:06:45 PM): No one compares to Alba.
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:06:59 PM): What? No way! Everyone knows he brain-washed Sora! D:
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:01 PM): I dunno gaiz.
NightblitzWakka (11:07:01 PM): Alba is the biggest bitch EVER and I wish someone would finally just TELL HER OFF.
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:05 PM): I read this fic.
Icee Lilly (11:07:07 PM): Oh, did you hear about this stuck up bitch called Yamiko?
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:10 PM): It was LIKE HATE SPEECH
Icee Lilly (11:07:15 PM): She actually believes in CONCRIT.
LeSeptieme (11:07:16 PM): OH MAI GAWD I KNOW.
LeSeptieme (11:07:20 PM): *gasp*
LeSeptieme (11:07:26 PM): she's such a flamer.
LeSeptieme (11:07:30 PM): I mean, really.
lynxgriffin (11:07:31 PM): OMFG WHO COULD POSSIBLY LIKE DIZ
lynxgriffin (11:07:34 PM): HE'S EXISTENTIST
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:35 PM): It was about the DUMB UGLY GUYS
NightblitzWakka (11:07:37 PM): ONLY A LOSER
ImaDodecahedron (11:07:46 PM): and they were all OUT OF CHARACTER
Icee Lilly (11:07:46 PM): OMG.
Icee Lilly (11:07:52 PM): The Zexion is Emo song?
LeSeptieme (11:07:53 PM): honoez.
Icee Lilly (11:07:55 PM): So fucking true.
lynxgriffin (11:07:58 PM): and they were making fun of yaoi!
LeSeptieme (11:07:58 PM): oh, yeah, that one!
lynxgriffin (11:07:59 PM): WHAT BITCHES
LeSeptieme (11:08:02 PM): NO.
ImaDodecahedron (11:08:04 PM): and people LIKE her drivel.
LeSeptieme (11:08:09 PM): that shit?
ImaDodecahedron (11:08:13 PM): I tell you--yaoi fans are oppressed.
LeSeptieme (11:08:13 PM): no way.
lynxgriffin (11:08:17 PM): they totally are
LeSeptieme (11:08:19 PM): TTLY.
Icee Lilly (11:08:20 PM): Yeah.
lynxgriffin (11:08:26 PM): damn those straight fans, throwing their shitty fic everywhere!
Icee Lilly (11:08:29 PM): I read this fic the other day
Icee Lilly (11:08:34 PM): Axel and Roxas were in it
ImaDodecahedron (11:08:38 PM): <3
Icee Lilly (11:08:43 PM): and the author said it was this thing called GEN.
LeSeptieme (11:08:46 PM): they were ttly having buttsex, right?
Icee Lilly (11:08:48 PM): What the hell is GEN?
LeSeptieme (11:08:49 PM): right?
lynxgriffin (11:08:50 PM): wuh? Gen?
NightblitzWakka (11:08:51 PM): What the hell is THAT?
LeSeptieme (11:08:55 PM): ...gen?
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:01 PM): ....omg
LeSeptieme (11:09:02 PM): isn't that some geeky Star Trek show or something?
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:05 PM): Gais gen
Icee Lilly (11:09:09 PM): I think so.
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:10 PM): Gen is NO SEX fic
LeSeptieme (11:09:16 PM): *gasp*
LeSeptieme (11:09:18 PM): NO WAY.
Icee Lilly (11:09:20 PM): But she said Axel and Roxas weren't gonna fuck, too.
lynxgriffin (11:09:20 PM): then what's the damn point!
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:09:25 PM): This girl called Missy? She thinks it's stupid that everyone gets raped. OMG!
LeSeptieme (11:09:26 PM): why'd you do that?
Icee Lilly (11:09:28 PM): And Roxas was hanging around QUASIMODO.
Icee Lilly (11:09:31 PM): What the fuck?
LeSeptieme (11:09:33 PM): NO.
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:38 PM): Well fuck man.
NightblitzWakka (11:09:40 PM): GOD. I can't stand these people!
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:41 PM): I mean....
LeSeptieme (11:09:42 PM): why'd he hang around a fugly guy like that?
Icee Lilly (11:09:56 PM): I wanna smack Lynx sometimes.
ImaDodecahedron (11:09:56 PM): If Xemnas ISN'T a rapist, strike me dead where I stand,.
Icee Lilly (11:10:09 PM): She totally didn't deserve the damn mod position at KHFFR.
lynxgriffin (11:10:12 PM): and Lynx thinks she can draw! UGH. He people SUCK.
Icee Lilly (11:10:12 PM): I hate all the mods.
LeSeptieme (11:10:19 PM): I KNOW.
Icee Lilly (11:10:20 PM): But Lynx especially.
lynxgriffin (11:10:20 PM): everyone knows that people look better with NO NOSES
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:25 PM): RIGHT
lynxgriffin (11:10:27 PM): AND THEY NEED TO BE PREGNANT
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:28 PM): SO much suter.
NightblitzWakka (11:10:30 PM): And looking like WOMEN
LeSeptieme (11:10:30 PM): YEAH
lynxgriffin (11:10:31 PM): AND BE SNAKES
Icee Lilly (11:10:33 PM): She drew Xaldin and Lexaeus having SEX.
lynxgriffin (11:10:38 PM): WHAT EWWWWWWW
NightblitzWakka (11:10:40 PM): EWWWWWWW
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:46 PM): I CAN GO YOU ONE BETTER
LeSeptieme (11:10:49 PM): YUUUUUCK
LeSeptieme (11:10:53 PM): o rly.
ImaDodecahedron (11:10:58 PM): She once drew Xaldin/Vexen/Lexaeus!!!
lynxgriffin (11:10:59 PM): and she even drew them all...HAIRY
LeSeptieme (11:11:06 PM): NO
lynxgriffin (11:11:06 PM): BODY HAIR EEWEAKLDJALKS
Icee Lilly (11:11:10 PM): OMG
Icee Lilly (11:11:11 PM): GUYS
lynxgriffin (11:11:12 PM): OH GOD *gag*
LeSeptieme (11:11:14 PM): BLAAAAAGH
Icee Lilly (11:11:18 PM): AXEL/ROXAS IS CANON Y/Y
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:19 PM): ?
LeSeptieme (11:11:22 PM): Y
NightblitzWakka (11:11:22 PM): The ugliest ONES EW
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:23 PM): HELL Y
lynxgriffin (11:11:25 PM): I WOULD HAVE TO SAY YES
NightblitzWakka (11:11:25 PM): Seriously.
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:11:26 PM): Someone believes guys getting pregnant is stupid! :O
LeSeptieme (11:11:31 PM): no.
LeSeptieme (11:11:33 PM): no way.
lynxgriffin (11:11:36 PM): but OMG it's the cutest thing evar!
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:37 PM): They're just homophobes u know.
Icee Lilly (11:11:40 PM): I think that Raina bitch said that once!
LeSeptieme (11:11:40 PM): guys pregnant is ttly awesome!
NightblitzWakka (11:11:42 PM): SO OPPRESIVE
lynxgriffin (11:11:42 PM): Everyone knows you can't have true love without babies!
ImaDodecahedron (11:11:44 PM): u should ignore them.
Icee Lilly (11:11:48 PM): Guys getting pregnant being stupid, my ass!
Icee Lilly (11:11:52 PM): And she's such a fucking flamer!
lynxgriffin (11:12:14 PM): flamers SUCK. They're complete asnine folls!
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:20 PM): And Alba is horrible.
LeSeptieme (11:12:21 PM): I KNOW.
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:25 PM): k so you know my fic
lynxgriffin (11:12:30 PM): yeh
LeSeptieme (11:12:34 PM): they ttly said my Sora/Roxas/Axel fic was crap!
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:34 PM): wher kairi dies alot (hehehehehe)
ImaDodecahedron (11:12:41 PM): SHE CALLED ME A SEXIST
NightblitzWakka (11:12:42 PM): hahahaha
LeSeptieme (11:12:45 PM): o yeah that one.
NightblitzWakka (11:12:47 PM): OH MAN
LeSeptieme (11:12:49 PM): that's a good one.
NightblitzWakka (11:12:50 PM): THAT ALBA D:
lynxgriffin (11:12:51 PM): that one is so sexy
Icee Lilly (11:12:54 PM): Kairi should die Y/Y
LeSeptieme (11:12:56 PM): Y
NightblitzWakka (11:12:58 PM): Y
LeSeptieme (11:13:00 PM): TTLY Y
lynxgriffin (11:13:02 PM): YES TIMES A MILLION
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:13:04 PM): Y
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:06 PM): Y
lynxgriffin (11:13:10 PM): AND ONE
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:15 PM): k k i need ideas
LeSeptieme (11:13:19 PM): liek what?
lynxgriffin (11:13:21 PM): yeah?
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:21 PM): how should i kill her nect
lynxgriffin (11:13:25 PM): WOOD CHIPPER
LeSeptieme (11:13:30 PM): ALLIGATORS
Icee Lilly (11:13:32 PM): Oh my God, Sora/Riku, with kairi being eaten by a heartless Y/Y
lynxgriffin (11:13:35 PM): she stumbles into a wood chipper and gets torn up!
LeSeptieme (11:13:37 PM): YYYYYYYY
lynxgriffin (11:13:39 PM): YES/YES
NightblitzWakka (11:13:40 PM): riku shoots her and saves sora from her!
ImaDodecahedron (11:13:42 PM): OMG YESSSSS
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:13:46 PM): BURNING TO DEATH!
lynxgriffin (11:13:52 PM): and they live happily ever after!
Icee Lilly (11:13:55 PM): I like that!
lynxgriffin (11:13:55 PM): ALTHOUGH OMG
NightblitzWakka (11:14:00 PM): <3 <3 <3 <3 YEEEES
LeSeptieme (11:14:01 PM): OMG what?
lynxgriffin (11:14:04 PM): I READ THIS REALLY SAD FIC BUT IT WUZ SOOOOO GUD
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:09 PM): D: rly?
LeSeptieme (11:14:11 PM): which one?
Icee Lilly (11:14:11 PM): Did you know that idiot Raina hates Sora/Riku?!
NightblitzWakka (11:14:15 PM): o rly
lynxgriffin (11:14:18 PM): where Riku strangles Sora cuz Sora's in love with Kairi!
LeSeptieme (11:14:19 PM): ya rly!
Icee Lilly (11:14:20 PM): Who the fuck hates Sora/Riku and loves Axel/Roxas?!
lynxgriffin (11:14:25 PM): and he cuts off his peenie, too!
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:28 PM): OMG
LeSeptieme (11:14:30 PM): I READ THAT ONE.
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:30 PM): DDDD:
lynxgriffin (11:14:33 PM): BUT IT'S BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM
NightblitzWakka (11:14:33 PM): SO TRAGIC
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:34 PM): SO MOVING
lynxgriffin (11:14:39 PM): SUCH BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE
NightblitzWakka (11:14:39 PM): SOOOO IC
LeSeptieme (11:14:39 PM): that was ttly sweet.
Icee Lilly (11:14:41 PM): I'M SO TURNED ON
LeSeptieme (11:14:44 PM): it made me cry
lynxgriffin (11:14:44 PM): ME TOO
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:46 PM): She was so poetic.
LeSeptieme (11:14:48 PM): ME THREE
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:14:56 PM): ME FOUR!
ImaDodecahedron (11:14:59 PM): Somone accused her of plagiraising.
lynxgriffin (11:15:02 PM): her poetry even sounded like Alexander Pope it was THAT GOOD
lynxgriffin (11:15:03 PM): WHAT
Icee Lilly (11:15:09 PM): They're idiots.
lynxgriffin (11:15:10 PM): all these stupid people accusing of plagiarism!
ImaDodecahedron (11:15:11 PM): yea some old dead guy
LeSeptieme (11:15:12 PM): THEY LIE
Icee Lilly (11:15:23 PM): I heard two people criticized her!
Icee Lilly (11:15:31 PM): AND THEY BITCHED WHEN SHE DELETED THEIR REVIEWS.
lynxgriffin (11:15:34 PM): WHY? He stuff is BRILLIANT
Icee Lilly (11:15:35 PM): I would have flamed their ass!
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:15:40 PM): FOR SHAME!
lynxgriffin (11:15:50 PM): I heard those stupid fuckers Lynx and Tegu even SPORKED that fic!
LeSeptieme (11:15:55 PM): ohohoh u remember that one fic?
NightblitzWakka (11:15:56 PM): PEOPLE ARE SOOO UPTIGHT
NightblitzWakka (11:16:01 PM): Oh gawd not Lynx and Tegu.
LeSeptieme (11:16:04 PM): the one with crystal?
Icee Lilly (11:16:05 PM): God.
LeSeptieme (11:16:08 PM): remember that one?
NightblitzWakka (11:16:08 PM): They always make everything worse!
ImaDodecahedron (11:16:09 PM): sporking is just another form of hate speech
Icee Lilly (11:16:12 PM): OH MY GOD.
ImaDodecahedron (11:16:13 PM): its unconstitutional
lynxgriffin (11:16:15 PM): *nod nod* so true
Icee Lilly (11:16:16 PM): ALBA'S DONE IT AGAIN.
lynxgriffin (11:16:22 PM): and it's UnChristian!
NightblitzWakka (11:16:24 PM): WHAT'D SHE DO NOW?
Icee Lilly (11:16:27 PM): Her fucking Saix is TOTALLY hooking up with Vexen!
Icee Lilly (11:16:30 PM): THAT'S SO WRONG.
NightblitzWakka (11:16:33 PM): OH
NightblitzWakka (11:16:34 PM): MY
NightblitzWakka (11:16:35 PM): GOD
Icee Lilly (11:16:35 PM): It's not RAPE, EITHER.
LeSeptieme (11:16:39 PM): NO
NightblitzWakka (11:16:43 PM): We know Saix is in love with Xemnas!
NightblitzWakka (11:16:45 PM): WE KNOW
LeSeptieme (11:16:47 PM): you cant do that without rape!
lynxgriffin (11:16:47 PM): it's not good without rape!!!
NightblitzWakka (11:16:57 PM): Saix needs to rape that skinny old man ass now.
NightblitzWakka (11:16:59 PM): RIGHT NOW.
ImaDodecahedron (11:17:03 PM): Ewwww hehehehehe
LeSeptieme (11:17:04 PM): TTLY.
lynxgriffin (11:17:05 PM): WITHOUT LUBE
NightblitzWakka (11:17:06 PM): Can't people do anything right.
Icee Lilly (11:17:09 PM): So
Icee Lilly (11:17:19 PM): Oh my god
Icee Lilly (11:17:20 PM): EW
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:17:21 PM): RAPE MAKER EVRYTING SO TWAGIC! DD
Icee Lilly (11:17:22 PM): This group
lynxgriffin (11:17:25 PM): yeah?
ImaDodecahedron (11:17:27 PM): ?
LeSeptieme (11:17:30 PM): yeah?
NightblitzWakka (11:17:33 PM): What? :O
Icee Lilly (11:17:38 PM): it has Xigbar/Demyx
Icee Lilly (11:17:44 PM): WHAT THE HELL
NightblitzWakka (11:17:48 PM): NO WAY
Icee Lilly (11:17:49 PM): XIGBAR IS OLD AND NASTY
NightblitzWakka (11:17:54 PM): Xigbar is so UGLYYYY
ImaDodecahedron (11:18:01 PM): I saw someone do it good but it was raep.
ImaDodecahedron (11:18:04 PM): which makes sense
NightblitzWakka (11:18:09 PM): Demyx needs to hook up with Roxas and Axel.
LeSeptieme (11:18:15 PM): OMG TTLY
NightblitzWakka (11:18:17 PM): Or Zexion!
Icee Lilly (11:18:20 PM): I WOULD READ THAT
NightblitzWakka (11:18:21 PM): It'd be SOOOO CUTE
Icee Lilly (11:18:24 PM): Zexion's so emoooo
LeSeptieme (11:18:24 PM): or all of them!
NightblitzWakka (11:18:28 PM): YES
NightblitzWakka (11:18:30 PM): ALL OF THEM
Icee Lilly (11:18:37 PM): Demyx sings emo songs
LeSeptieme (11:18:43 PM): LIKE MCR
ImaDodecahedron (11:18:45 PM): he's ttly in an emo band
NightblitzWakka (11:18:48 PM): Soooo kawaii desu NEEE!!!!!! ^_____^
LeSeptieme (11:18:48 PM): DEMYX TTLY SINGS MCR
Icee Lilly (11:18:48 PM): Yeah
ImaDodecahedron (11:19:00 PM): hay guys
LeSeptieme (11:19:04 PM): yeah?
NightblitzWakka (11:19:07 PM): wut?
ImaDodecahedron (11:19:09 PM): do u know jidane?
lynxgriffin (11:19:14 PM): OMFG
lynxgriffin (11:19:16 PM): HER ART IS SO PRETTy
Icee Lilly (11:19:20 PM): OMG I HEART HER
ImaDodecahedron (11:19:20 PM): OMG YEA
LeSeptieme (11:19:22 PM): <33333333333333333333333
NightblitzWakka (11:19:24 PM): OMG YESSSS
Icee Lilly (11:19:24 PM): What about Jantra?!
Icee Lilly (11:19:29 PM): JANTRA'S A FUCKING SAIND
Icee Lilly (11:19:32 PM): saint!
NightblitzWakka (11:19:35 PM): SHE IS SO TALENTED
LeSeptieme (11:19:36 PM): JANTRA IS MY LOVER.
lynxgriffin (11:19:41 PM): NO SHE'S MINE YOU BITCH
NightblitzWakka (11:19:44 PM): I'm going to stalk her lol
Icee Lilly (11:19:45 PM): I'D TOTALLY DO HER
LeSeptieme (11:19:47 PM): NO DAMMIT
LeSeptieme (11:19:55 PM): SHE TTLY HIT ON ME
lynxgriffin (11:20:00 PM): SHE HIT ON ME FIRST
NightblitzWakka (11:20:05 PM): She needs to write for the next KH game srsly
lynxgriffin (11:20:08 PM): SHE SAID SHE LOOKED FORWARD TO MY REVIEWS EVERY TIME
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:08 PM): >DDD
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:12 PM): she rps w/ my firend
lynxgriffin (11:20:18 PM): OMG *jealous*
NightblitzWakka (11:20:19 PM): NO WAI
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:20 PM): its so hot
LeSeptieme (11:20:23 PM): NO WAI
Icee Lilly (11:20:23 PM): OMG
Icee Lilly (11:20:27 PM): YOU LUCKY BITCH
lynxgriffin (11:20:28 PM): is there lots of manporns?
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:30 PM): hehehehe
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:32 PM): OMG YEA
LeSeptieme (11:20:33 PM): there should be
LeSeptieme (11:20:35 PM): YEAH
lynxgriffin (11:20:36 PM): SCORE
Icee Lilly (11:20:47 PM): Do you get to watch them roleplay?
Icee Lilly (11:20:57 PM): I'm such a bad roleplayer
ImaDodecahedron (11:20:58 PM): yeah i did
LeSeptieme (11:21:00 PM): OMG i'd ttly buy tickets
NightblitzWakka (11:21:00 PM): Demyx should get raped by Saix. And axel? makes it better with SEX.
Icee Lilly (11:21:07 PM): I look up to them.
Icee Lilly (11:21:11 PM): I want to RP like them.
lynxgriffin (11:21:15 PM): I wish I could write that well...
Icee Lilly (11:21:16 PM): But I'm really bad.
LeSeptieme (11:21:18 PM): OMG ME TOO
Icee Lilly (11:21:25 PM): But I'm better than that Alba idiot!
NightblitzWakka (11:21:25 PM): i'm sooo envious
lynxgriffin (11:21:31 PM): LYNX needs to take lessons from her
NightblitzWakka (11:21:34 PM): ANYONE is better than ALBA.
Icee Lilly (11:21:37 PM): I KNOW.
lynxgriffin (11:21:39 PM): she puts DISNEY in her fics!
lynxgriffin (11:21:44 PM): and writes SORA/KAIRI SMUT
NightblitzWakka (11:21:45 PM): EWWW DISNEY
lynxgriffin (11:21:47 PM): IT'S SO GROSS
LeSeptieme (11:21:48 PM): Disney is for baybeez!
ImaDodecahedron (11:21:52 PM): omg yea
ImaDodecahedron (11:21:55 PM): I mean
ImaDodecahedron (11:21:58 PM): RATED G PPL
Icee Lilly (11:22:01 PM): Oh my GOD.
Icee Lilly (11:22:02 PM): Raina!
NightblitzWakka (11:22:03 PM): Disney is for losers.
ImaDodecahedron (11:22:06 PM): GOD
Kingdmhearts1214 (11:22:09 PM): BLASPHEMY! DISNEY SUX!
Icee Lilly (11:22:12 PM): SHE HAS DONALD, GOOFY, AND MICKEY IN HER DAMN AU
LeSeptieme (11:22:15 PM): TTLY
Icee Lilly (11:22:20 PM): And they aren't BISHOUNEN
lynxgriffin (11:22:20 PM): KH would be so much better is they took out the Disney and put in more FF LOL
lynxgriffin (11:22:25 PM): WHY NOT
Icee Lilly (11:22:29 PM): I don't KNOW
lynxgriffin (11:22:31 PM): GOOFY IS UGLY AND STUPID
Icee Lilly (11:22:34 PM): AND SHE HAS RIKU/KAIRI TOO
NightblitzWakka (11:22:35 PM): Mickey isn't even boning Riku, is he!
Icee Lilly (11:22:35 PM): EWWW
lynxgriffin (11:22:37 PM): and Donald has a STUPID AND RETARDED BRAIN
ImaDodecahedron (11:22:43 PM): Its all filler anyways
ImaDodecahedron (11:22:46 PM): who likes filler
Icee Lilly (11:22:47 PM): RIKU HATES KAIRI
NightblitzWakka (11:22:48 PM): Mickey is no good without screwing Riku.
lynxgriffin (11:22:48 PM): for srs
NightblitzWakka (11:22:51 PM): He's so useless otherwise.
lynxgriffin (11:22:57 PM): filler = suxxors
Icee Lilly (11:23:09 PM): How the hell can she put Riku/Kairi and leave Sora by himself?!
lynxgriffin (11:23:26 PM): OMG HOW HORRIBLE
Icee Lilly (11:23:29 PM): Oh my god, Lynx wrote a fic once too.
Icee Lilly (11:23:34 PM): Kairi was actually PREGNANT.
LeSeptieme (11:23:34 PM): NO WAI
lynxgriffin (11:23:35 PM): Riku and Kairi have as much chemistry as a rock and a twig!
Icee Lilly (11:23:36 PM): EEEEEW
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:37 PM): ...
lynxgriffin (11:23:37 PM): IE NONE
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:40 PM): WHAT
lynxgriffin (11:23:41 PM): OMFG PREGNANT
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:43 PM): WHY
LeSeptieme (11:23:46 PM): EWWWWWWWWw
lynxgriffin (11:23:47 PM): I THINK I WILL THROW UP
NightblitzWakka (11:23:47 PM): NOT AN M-PREG?!?!?!
Icee Lilly (11:23:49 PM): NO
NightblitzWakka (11:23:50 PM): OH EW
Icee Lilly (11:23:53 PM): WTF!
ImaDodecahedron (11:23:59 PM): who would want a girl pregnant
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:02 PM): a FETISHIST
lynxgriffin (11:24:07 PM): YES
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:08 PM): a GROSS fetishist
lynxgriffin (11:24:14 PM): gross people with nothing better to do!
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:18 PM): not cool fetishes hehehehee
lynxgriffin (11:24:23 PM): except look at pregnant woman ON THE INTERNET
Icee Lilly (11:24:23 PM): Kairi's so ugly.
lynxgriffin (11:24:27 PM): and a prep
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:43 PM): and a slut
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:45 PM): i mean
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:56 PM): you can swivel the camera and look up her skirt
Icee Lilly (11:24:57 PM): The only girl I approve of in KH is Enolahsx.
ImaDodecahedron (11:24:59 PM): TOTAL H0R
Icee Lilly (11:25:04 PM): lol sometimes i misspell her name.
lynxgriffin (11:25:07 PM): she' s SOOOO KEWL
lynxgriffin (11:25:09 PM): she has a panther!
lynxgriffin (11:25:25 PM): except sometimes she breaks up AkuRoku but it's okay 'cause she has wings
Icee Lilly (11:25:40 PM): AND Axel totally has two kids.
NightblitzWakka (11:25:45 PM): i dunno i really love hikarix.
NightblitzWakka (11:25:50 PM): she's so gorgeous.
lynxgriffin (11:25:59 PM): and ttly original
NightblitzWakka (11:26:01 PM): and she has the element of LOVE
Icee Lilly (11:26:02 PM): But she's so sexy with Sumeryx.
NightblitzWakka (11:26:04 PM): u cant beet that
lynxgriffin (11:26:09 PM): but they're lesbians EWWWWWW
Icee Lilly (11:26:14 PM): O YEAH
Icee Lilly (11:26:16 PM): YURI SUX.
NightblitzWakka (11:26:19 PM): GIRL LOVE NEVER HAPPENS
NightblitzWakka (11:26:20 PM): NEVER
lynxgriffin (11:26:22 PM): NO DICK = NO GOOD
ImaDodecahedron (11:26:23 PM): theyre cool but theyll never be as fool as ffx orignal girls
...And then at that point it kind of devloved into something else. XD BUT I DIED LAUGHING.
ryuuzoku_aya, I AM SORRY YOU MISSED THE ORGY. WE HAD A BLOW-UP DOLL OF YOU INSTEAD. D: