*gulps and raises hand* I WILL DO IT. I need to get over this thing sooner or later, why not go completely nuts while I'm at it?

(That, and I'm really looking forward to sporking with the Doctor and Rose. I think the pros outweigh the cons with that one. I think.)

And to make the crack even more insane, we should have House as a guest sporker. He'd be going on about medical impossibilities and making absolutely horrible cracks throughout the whole thing. XD;