I know. The scariest part is that they ARE serious. ...Or maybe the scariest part is that I know ten-year-olds on DeviantART who can draw better than what they have in those "sea kittens stories."

I am soooo scaring Fred with LAND-FISH next time I visit. 8D

It's likely. I think the no peanuts/tree nuts rule has actually been there for awhile, but I can't recall who has the allergy. o_O